21 Jumpstreet World Movie Premiere! Channing Tatum! Jonah Hill! Ellie Kemper And We All Walk Away With Nothing! NOTHING! Debacle! Sigh…

There are some events, I’m just like… I need to go, but I’m not sure if I WANT to go… Such is the case with the 21 Jumpstreet premiere. First off, I can’t stand Jonah Hill, but you know what I can’t stand more than Jonah Hill… Needing Jonah Hill to sign a poster… Yeah, kills me.

So, I’m at the 21 Jumpstreet premiere. Now, I never have luck with Channing Tatum at movie premieres. It’s odd… At the Vow I barely got him and he signed in the black with a black pen, sigh… So, I’m not even really trying for Channing because he’s cool and I can get him other places… Jonah Hill… I’m not really trying for him… No… I’m just here…

That’s how I’m justifying it…

6:32 p.m. – I just arrived and let’s just say I’m not putting much stock into this premiere. Erica, Scotty and CB all got here early and are in the front… Me? I’m five rows back. So, you know… I’m not expecting much.

21 Jumpstreet World Movie Premiere! Channing Tatum! Jonah Hill! Ellie Kemper And We All Walk Away With Nothing! NOTHING! Debacle! Sigh...

6:35 p.m. – Scotty really needs Ellie Kemper and just has had the worst luck with her. I know… Who? Ellie Kemper from Bridesmaids… lol…

21 Jumpstreet World Movie Premiere! Channing Tatum! Jonah Hill! Ellie Kemper And We All Walk Away With Nothing! NOTHING! Debacle! Sigh...

6:41 p.m. – Scotty just said literally just before I arrived all these people poured over. They were waiting on another side and had to move… Ah well… Again, there’s not like a huge person I need in this cast so I’m not going to cry or anything…

21 Jumpstreet World Movie Premiere! Channing Tatum! Jonah Hill! Ellie Kemper And We All Walk Away With Nothing! NOTHING! Debacle! Sigh...

6:43 p.m. – It’s a tad freeing realizing that you might get nothing at a premiere. When you have no expectations you just feel free! Lol…

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6:46 p.m. – A large broken Winnebago stopped at the red carpet just as the first arrival pulled up. Lol… Everyone is freaking out.

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6:47 p.m. – It’s no one… Calm down kids!

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6:50 p.m. – First arrival it’s Richard Grieco in a police car!

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He’s taking advantage of his 15 minutes of newfound fame… And hey, I don’t blame him! He’s coming over talking to the fans, doing photos… That’s cool.

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6:53 p.m. – A couple other arrivals… No one big… Oh, except Holly Robinson who waved.

6:56 p.m. – Jonah Hill has arrived… He is coming over… Erica, CB and Scotty get him, I think he’s only signing a few things… holy crap, he signed for like four seconds and then ran back to the carpet… Really Jonah Hill? Really? Come on man… Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill can only sign for five seconds… Ugh… I hate that I need him on a couple posters… HATE IT!

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7:04 p.m. – Oh, there’s Channing Tatum.

Scotty has my 21 Jumpstreet poster because he doesn’t have anything for Channing…

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Channing runs over as usual and is super nice… But he goes to the side and misses Erica, Scotty and CB… He signs really sloppy but he signs, and takes a lot of photos but goes the other way…

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7:06 p.m. – Channing is being pulled back and run over to the carpet… Wow… I’m so glad I arrived late to this… So glad…

7:13 p.m. – CB just showed me his “signed” 21 Jumpstreet poster by Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill… It’s literally a check mark… Seriously dude, a check mark? Come on! I really don’t like Jonah Hill…

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7:16 p.m. – Scotty is still holding out hope Ellie Kemper will come over…

7:21 p.m. – And there she is! Ellie Kemper!

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Scotty yells his heart out, Ellie turns and waves and walks right onto the carpet… So, everyone starts to boo her… and when the crowd turns on you… that’s not a good thing…

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Wow… so glad that was only an hour of my life… One of the rare times I didn’t get crap at a premiere. Ah well… I feel worse for CB who waited five hours for a check mark from Jonah, I’m too big to sign for more than five seconds, Hill… I really don’t like him.

Anyway, here’s to better days ahead!

Until next time kids…

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  1. Jack March 21, 2012
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