It’s Fanboy Fail Friday time and this week… It’s a real drag.

Scotty and I heard that there was going to be an event called The Best in Drag show taking place downtown. Now, I went to this event before… In fact, It was the first time I met Ms. Mary Louise Parker… Swoon…

Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

So, I figured it should be fairly easy. The person Scotty and I wanted? Ferris Bueller star Alan Ruck. I know… I hear it all the time, “He’s out everywhere!” Yeah, well… I’ve never been able to get him.

Either has Scotty… So… Off we go!

Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

We we arrived we were given water bottles and glow bracelets to support Ms. Michigan. And why wouldn’t we? It’s Michigan!

We hung around and the “colorful” characters started to arrive. I honestly love drag queens, they are so funny. I get such a kick out of them.

Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

However, still not Alan Ruck or his wife Mireille Enos. Last time, everyone just came around the side and it was super easy. However, as time goes on, I’m not feeling good about this.

Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

Then Scotty says, “They’re on the carpet!” I walked over and saw Alan and Mireille Enos on the carpet posing for photos. Dammit!

alan ruck at the Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

alan ruck at the Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

alan ruck at the Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

Now what… Scotty and I headed to the back and we can’t see much. Then a man comes by asking if we were going to the show, and we said no and he hands us two tickets!

We thank him and head inside. Sadly, we already missed Alan and Mireille Enos. They headed to their seats. Still, this should be easy right. I walked outside to see if anyone was out there… It was just Lisa Rinna.

alan ruck at the Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

So we headed to the show and watched the beginning… My first drag show… It was interesting to say the least.

Then Scotty and I thought… Hey… When does this end… The show lasts 3 1/2 hours… Oh hell no… I said Hell no!

alan ruck at the Orpheum theater best in drag show marquee

So, we started thinking that Alan Ruck might have to use the rest room. This is what we have sunk to… The urinating habits of Alan Ruck.

We waited for the first break and nothing… It looks like this is a lost cause. We waited but it looks like a lost cause and this one fanboy that needs to head home.

Doh…

Oh well… Until next time kids…