OMG! I can’t believe this.
just stop for a second… Picture this… Jack Burton… Riding the Pork Chop Express… But that’s not Kurt Russell as Jack Burton… That’s not even John Carpenter in the director’s chair… No…
It’s The Rock…
Yes, THE ROCK!
I really have no words. Apparently, The Rock thinks that he’s an actor now, and Big Trouble in Little China is one of his favorite films. So, clearly he wants to destroy it, by remaking it with himself in the lead.
I need a Xanax.
If you love a movie so much, perhaps you shouldn’t try to poison it’s memory.
I don’t know who the people are seeing movies that The Rock is in, but just stop please. This is what happens.
X-Men: First Class writers Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz are writing the script.