Billys Trifecta Of Beautiful Women! Lana Dey Rey Is AMAZING To Fans! Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Really Nice! And Chelsea Handler Is Pretty Damn Cool! Autographs! Photos And More!by Billy Beers Barstool on Oct 13, 2012 • 7:37 pm 3 Comments
BILLY BEER! He’s a drinking, rootin tootin’ autograph machine! He didn’t get one, he didn’t get two, he got three people. Lord, where does the Billy Beer get his energy. I get one thing done, and I’m like, time for bed! LOL…
Billy headed out to meet talk show star Chelsea Handler, then sexy songstress Lana Del Rey and then… Maggie Gyllenhaal. Now, I love me some Lana and I went by this event but I got stuck at work. Sigh… I know she’s hyper nice so I’m not too worried about meeting her again.
But why do I delay! Let me turn it over to Billy! Check out his full day of Fanboying after the jump!
Welcome back to Billy Beer’s Barstool. To say I haven’t been as lucky with the ladies lately would be an understatement. Zooey Deschanel, Demi Lovato, Nina Dobrev, Winona Ryder, just to name a few.
(Editor’s Note: Um Fanboy Fail Fridays? Where are the Fanboy Fails! Hello! McFly! M-)
So it’s time to throw back a few, build up some liquid courage, and find some nice ladies to participate in what I would like to call a fanboy Menage a Quad. Me and 3 beautiful ladies who are willing to throw all their signing inhibitions aside to please this Fanboy. (Forget Mike the Fanboy, I should be writing for 50 Shades of Grey!)
First on my list is the always funny Ms. Chelsea Handler. Just my type, a girl that likes to drink. I’ve only seen her out and about once at a premiere. She didn’t come over that day, but I do know that she signs her book if you go to her show (might have already done that twice, they’re great Christmas gifts). She was going to be right by my work, right around the time I got out of work. Perfect, I still have an unsigned book and a picture. It’s only me today, I have a sign that says “Chelsea can you sign my book please”. Finally a heavily tinted SUV pulls in and while I am trying to see through the darn thing, I look at the SUV following, and it’s Chelsea riding shotgun. I hold my sign out and she stops and rolls down. “Do you have a pen?” Of course I do! I ask her about the show’s big new move.
She tells me she’s excited about it and it starts next week. Then she signs my picture and was off. And in case she reads Mike the Fanboy articles, I just wanted to mention she looked a lot hotter then the last few times I saw her live at her show.
Now it’s time to pick up lady number 2.
The one, the only, Ms. Lana Del Rey. Now when people say they’re “so nice they’ll braid your hair for you,” this is the one person I actually believe would do it. I missed her when she was on Kimmel, security acted all crazy and wouldn’t really let her sign much even though she tried. She did it back at her hotel, but I had already left for home. Tonight she was promoting a short film that she had done.
C.B. was nice enough to drive after I bribed him. He had just parked the car when I hear BILLY THERE SHE IS! GRAB THE PHOTOS!! Then I got to see C.B. version of Frogger right across 4 lanes of traffic.
Somehow we both made it across and landed right on the lilly pad. BONUS POINTS!
Lana is standing there with a white T and jeans on. Simple, but HOT!
She says Hi to us and C.B. asks if she’ll sign a few things for us. She signs a picture for both of us from her latest GQ spread also featured on Mike the Fanboy, and took pictures with us. Other fans were starting to find out she was right behind the building. And let the madness begin.
The funny thing is, it doesn’t even phase her. She keeps signing and taking pictures with EVERYONE! She even skipped all of her sound checks so she could be with her fans.
C.B. got his second picture done, and I waited while everyone else got their stuff done to get my second picture done. She finally comes back and I ask her to sign a lyric on my second picture. I’m a big fan of her new song Body Electric, and she writes that on it.
To all Fanboys out there, if you don’t have her on your top 10 next year, there something wrong with you!
Finally on to lady number 3. Time to meet up with Maggie Gyllenhaal. Of course C.B. is excited about this cause she was in a Batman movie. I was excited, but my cold is getting worse and worse, and I’m hoping this goes fast. We wait around for about an hour, and finally see a security walk up to the door. Something is about to happen.
(Note: C.B. will claim he didn’t talk at all about Mr. Bale or Mr. Walker, but he did. He does it without even knowing it!)
Maggie comes up to the door. We walk up to her and ask if she would sign for us. Her publicist asks “How do you guys find out about this stuff” Now part of me is wondering, isn’t it your job for us to find out about this stuff. It is a Q & A that she is attending. Do you want people showing up to it? You’re questioning something that you are responsible for LOL! Anyway, she’s nice and signs a couple of things, but they rush her away, so no time for pictures. By the way, she’s really tall. Didn’t expect that.
My Menage a Quad is complete. Quite a good day! It’s the law of averages. This makes up for some bad luck I had been having. Well time to go, I need a big glass of OJ (with maybe a little vodka for Chelsea) It’s Happy Hour Somewhere!