Box Office Breakdown! The Other Woman Rocks! Captain America Hangs On! Rio 2 Close To $100 Million!
I’ll start accepting apologies now. The Other Woman was number one at the box office, as predicted by me, with $24.7 million!
Captain America got knocked down a peg to number two after 4 weeks in release capturing another $16 million.
Heaven is For Real fell one spot to number three with $13.8 million, for a domestic total of $52 million. With a budget of just $12 million, that’s one godly profit.
Rio 2 flew into the number four spot with $13.6 million.
The first post Paul Walker passing movie, opened at number five with $9.6 million.
Transcendence digressed to the number six spot in its second week in release with $4.1 million.
The Quiet Ones didn’t make much noise, opening at number seven with just $4 million.
Disney’s Bears clawed their way up two spots to number eight with $3.61 million.
Divergent survived another week at number nine with $3.60 million.
Rounding out the top ten was A Haunted House 2, which opened last week at number five, and failed to scare up any more laughs this week.
Check out the full box office chart below:
1 The Other Woman $24,700,000 $24,700,000
2 Captain America: The Winter Soldier $16,048,000 $224,888,000
3 Heaven is for Real $13,800,000 $51,911,000
4 Rio 2 $13,650,000 $96,158,000
5 Brick Mansions $9,600,000 $9,600,000
6 Transcendence $4,105,000 $18,472,000
7 The Quiet Ones $4,000,000 $4,000,000
8 Bears $3,606,000 $11,153,000
9 Divergent $3,600,000 $139,463,000
10 A Haunted House 2 $3,265,000 $14,246,000
Next week is a pretty easy prediction. The Amazing Spider Man 2 has zero competition and should fly into the number one spot. Tune in to see if I’m right. Until then, happy movie going!
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Did you see The Other Woman?
Not yet, but I will for Taylor Kinney. He is H-O-T-T-T-T!!!!
MMMMMhmmmm. That a pretty puppy. He can bend me. By the way, hot photo with him fangirl. I would suck that up.
Oh Susan,
Yes, this is it. The final act, the end, the Omega, for I have finally given up the journey to independence and I shall now return to the wild forest that I have known for so long.
no longer do I have chums, I was removed from my workplace under what they call duress and the young bohunks shall have to go on without me. Stillness. In the light of the dawn and a new-world break.
Sadly, Susan and I know you were wondering, I will not be returning to my old homestead. I was just told that it no longer rests on the land where it once sat. A raging fire took its steed and where do I go? How do I return to a land that has no homestead.
I know what you’re going to say Susan. “Wanda get over it, you have no home and were removed from the concrete jungle pleasuring a bohunk. Ha! Bend over and take it Wanda!”
But Susan I can’t. I plan on purchasing a small acre of land and building a teepee where I can raise turkeys and pet them when I want. Of course, I need to name one Salty.
All a pipe dream though, all a pipe dream. I can only hope that turkey’s will graze on my small piece of land.
My father has already told me he doesn’t want to talk to me unless I pleasure his friends and I said to them “No!” I know what you would say Susan, “Wanda! Get it together! Only pleasure bohunks and not hairy shippers who do not bathe on a normal basis. A bad scrotum can destroy your intercourse happiness.”
For now, I am with my Aunt. I know what you’re thinking Susan, “Oh Wanda! You have no friends and no life goals. Dance you foolish turkey lover who owns many parkas.”
Well, you’re right. I have many parkas and I enjoy turkey. I am also a sexual person and I worry my aunt might not be. She is near the end of her age cycle and she has a fish. A fish I have renamed Fishy. He’s dead.
I know that’s a lot of info, I just don’t know what to do. There is a small speck of me that wants to pleasure the unwashed shippers, it would be easy, but Suddenly Susan never takes the easy route. If a route is rocky, there’s Susan. It a route is hard, Susan is there. If something is stupid, Susan’s behind it. If there’s a boulder in your way Susan will try and tap it. I just don’t have the Susan spirit. But I will try!
I know what you’re going to say Susan, “Wanda!! No! You don’t have the spirit. You are a salty salty woman. But you’re my true friend and I hope to pajama game with you. Days on end I think of only Wanda and her cherry.”
Oh Susan, I will be fine. The concrete jungle is not for me. I see it now. Thank you for flopping some sense into me. I can be a sexual person all by myself. I am wiser. Bolder. Like a canary who has multiple sexual partners.
Now Susan, get the gritty. Get it girl. Oh a folly! I’m a young turkish comedienne.
Get the real Susan. The Frenchman is lost. He’s bothering me. Lanky one is flopping all over the place and I can’t take him anymore. I told them, we are done. Go to your other dimension with the slimy armpit hair, cause this Wanda is over it. I have a forest to buy and turkeys to pet.
And that’s what Wanda has to say. Even you Susan, don’t mock me. I decided I like hairy men, so you never know.
Toodles and toshes and trip-trips
Wanda – it sounds like you have it all figured out. Do what makes you happy and to hell with everyone else. Your father sounds like a real asshole. Be nice to your Aunt. She’ll keep you safe.
Just Wow. Roll with it Wanda, I’m sure the forest will be a fine place for you. Don’t get involved with hairy sailors. Just a rule of thumb.