Box Office Breakdown! Think Like A Man Too Tops! Jersey Boys Flops! And More!
I’ve got quite a losing streak going here. 3 weeks in a row now. I let sentiment rule over logic. Think Like a Man Too opened in the top spot with $30 million, which was actually $3 million less than its predecessor.
22 Jump Street dropped a spot to number two with $29 million and a domestic total of $111 million in just two weeks.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 slipped to number three with $25.3 million. Its worldwide gross of $171.4 million is making up for its huge $145 million budget.
Jersey Boys hit a sour note, opening at number four with just $13.5 million. Ain’t That a Shame. That’s a Four Seasons song by the way.
Maleficent still has some magic at number five with $13 million. Its worldwide gross has hit $521 million. Those comic book heroes got nothing on Angelina!
Edge of Tomorrow fell to number six with $10.3 million. Its domestic gross may only be $74.5 million, but worldwide, this sci-fi thrill ride has nabbed $218.3 million for a total gross of $292.8 million.
The Fault in our Stars is still twinkling at number seven with $8.6 million and a domestic gross of $98.7 million.
X-Men: Days of Future Past battled to stay in the top ten at number eight with $6.2 million. After five weeks in release, its worldwide gross has reached $692 million. The world loves mutants.
Chef was tasty this week, climbing up a spot to number nine with $1.8 million. This little indie has become a favorite on the movie menu.
Rounding out the top ten was Godzilla with $1.8 million. Its domestic gross has reached $195 million. I’m sure Warner Bros. are hard at work on a sequel.
Check out the full box office chart below:
1 Think Like a Man Too $30,000,000 $30,000,000
2 22 Jump Street $29,000,000 $111,450,000
3 How to Train Your Dragon 2 $25,300,000 $95,177,000
4 Jersey Boys $13,515,000 $13,515,000
5 Maleficent $13,012,000 $185,980,000
6 Edge of Tomorrow $10,340,000 $74,511,000
7 The Fault in our Stars $8,600,000 $98,728,000
8 X-Men: Days of Future Past $6,200,000 $216,794,000
9 Chef $1,845,000 $16,942,000
10 Godzilla $1,820,000 $194,915,000
Next week is a no-brainer. Transformers: Age of Extinction will be taking the top spot. Just how much, though, will this third sequel make? Can it best Captain America’s $95 million opening? I say no. Tune in to see if I’m right.
Until then, happy movie going.
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Suddenly Susan
Fangirl, Brando lover, and film buff who loves hot, rugged Aussie actors - currently livin’ the dream in L.A.!
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Not surprised Jersey flopped!
Flopped to the bottom of the heap. Sexy fangirl is taking a poundage this week. Badda-bam!
Marky Mark is next week and his sexiness will hit the top.
Better bounce back fangirl, bounce back.
Oh, nice photo with Mamoa. just damn…
Oh Susan,
Time is short and we must go forth, go forth like the warriors of old, go forth to vanquish our foes and make a large, supple dance. We must al stop and do a dance. Oh, I know there’s much disdain and horror this time of year, and Susan, I hear from the grapevine you’re not well.
Perk the ears and light the soul! Here’s Wanda!
But there are dangers. Susan, I know you said not to kill the chicken but there was no way I could make sure your time would be successful. You’re family and I want to help. You and the bohunk.
So, I consulted the village seer. She was confused at first when I told her of you vanquishing trolls and slaying dragons, but when I told her more she understood. And I have news about your quest. Stop, don’t weep. Susan, stop weeping. Grab your kimono and you might need to sit for this.
Not all of your tribe will make the journey Susan. The seer said this:
Pinky will not make the quest. She is a chameleon and can blend into any situation. Her spirit animal is a dolphin.
The minstrel shall sit this one out as well. His tunes will not be played. His spirit animal is a pug dog.
the bohunk will leap with pride. His quest will be victorious, frustrating at first but he will overcome all foes. I’ve created a potion to help and sent it to the wind. White energy surrounds him. His spirit animal is hidden.
The one who you love in sweaters will remain in his hut. No quest for him. He will laugh a lot and sweat from a furrowed brow His spirit animal is an Ox.
The bearded one is rough and will get bouts of anger. His quest will be well thanks to friends. His spirit animal is a moth.
Finally, the lovely will do fine on the quest. Her tongue is what guides her and can help navigate the world. She’s a good egg, but the center is a pebble. Her spirit animal is a mouse.
Whew. I’m tired Susan, but I’ve gathered the villagers to aid in your quest. We’re going to sing a song I just wrote.
Here is it, I think you’ll love it. The dance is quite easy, get up, shake a rump and rock back and forth. Then bop your head up and down while squatting.
Here’s your song:
I wants a puppy said Suddenly!
I wants a rub said Suddenly!
I wants a mammal with a burrowed brow said Suddenly!
Rock rock rock! Rock rock rock! Rock rock rock!
Oh… Oh… Oh…
I wants a pen said Suddenly!
I wants a dog said Suddenly!
I wants to dance said Suddenly!
So dance bitches Dance! So dance Bitches dance! So dance bitches dance!
I wants to cry said Suddenly!
I wants to love said Suddenly!
I wants a pie said Suddenly!
Rock rock rock! Rock rock rock! Rock rock rock!
Oh… Oh… Oh…
It repeats for 60 minutes.
Sure to be a hit. Madeline, the lead village who sadly suffers from constipation has asked for your help. She wants to know what she should do to help unplug. Help her Suddenly Susan.
Besides Madeline I have another new friend, jessup. He’s a former fisherman who I used to pleasure. Now, he eats cabbage.
Friend Siebert isn’t speaking to me still. His father still wants me to pleasure him but you’ll be happy to note, I said, yes. I know what Suddenly Susan would say, “Wanda you nit, get to pleasuring, time is short and there’s a quest I need you to dance for.”
I’m going Susan, I’m going.
Please help Susan. I hope you read the letter I sent off earlier. We must not be hasty.
Oh…
Please let me know what you think of the song, I’m singing it now for the luck of the world to be on your quest. the quest of life for Suddenly Susan and the friendly bohunk.
Vanquish with love.
Oh, the seer said this as well. “positivity and smiles will make your journey fruitful.”
I have a disease, I might have to use aloe and lemon drops to cure.
Toodles and Toshes!
Wow! Wanda is amazing!