Box Office Breakdown! Captain America #1 For The Third Week! Johnny Depp Bombs! A Haunted House 2 Scared Away Audiences!
It’s an Eater miracle! After 3 weeks, Captain America rose again to number one, and I correctly predicted it! Actually, that makes 5 weeks in a row now. The Cap nabbed another $26 million to add to his worldwide gross of $586 million.
Rio 2 stayed in flight at number two for the second week in a row with $22 million.
Heaven is for Real really did well, opening at number three with a five day total of $28 million. Not bad for a movie whose budget was only $12 million.
Johnny Depp transcended into the number four spot with an opening gross of just $11 million. Transcendence was made for a costly $100 million, so Depp’s star power didn’t help much.
A Haunted House 2 opened at number five with $9 million. That’s exactly half the gross to which its predecessor opened.
Draft Day was penalized 10 yards to the number six spot with $5.9 million.
Divergent fell just one spot to number seven with $5.7 million. Its worldwide gross is $209 million. These kids are headed for stardom.
Oculus plummeted five spots to number eight after its second week in release. Its total domestic gross of $21 million, however, is a huge win for the $5 million budgeted horror flick.
Noah floated in at number nine with another $5 million, bringing its worldwide gross to $290 million. Are you not entertained?
Rounding out the top ten was God’s Not Dead. This indie flick with a budget of just $2 million is one of the year’s big winners, with a total gross of $48 million.
Check out the full box office chart below:
1 Captain America: The Winter Soldier $26,612,000 $201,526,000
2 Rio 2 $22,500,000 $75,363,000
3 Heaven is for Real $21,500,000 $28,500,000
4 Transcendence $11,150,000 $11,150,000
5 A Haunted House 2 $9,100,000 $9,100,000
6 Draft Day $5,900,000 $19,548,000
7 Divergent $5,750,000 $133,915,000
8 Oculus $5,202,000 $21,191,000
9 Noah $5,000,000 $93,274,000
10 God’s Not Dead $4,801,000 $48,327,000
Next week, Cameron Diaz battles demonic possession at the box office, with The Other Woman opening against The Quiet Ones. I’ll predict Cameron for the win. Tune in to see if I’m right.
Until then, happy movie going.
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Cameron, I predict a bomb… I hope I am right. Not because I hope you are wrong, I just really dislike her…
The Suze-Bringing in the heat for the week. Nice.
Love that Chris Evans… mmmm Love the movie, love his ass.
Oh Susan,
For what have we learned and what will we learn? How our days ramshackle around us and force us to build walls around our hearts, minds, bodies and loins. Where are the dancing villagers when we need them? Where do they sing now and how can they sing without voices? If I don’t hear them, do the cry out? Does anyone have a paperclip to tie the worlds and heavens together. Oh…
I need to do a dance for your continued success. I’m doing it now. Hold on. There. Dance done. Your week will be excellent and your guarded loins a fertile environment. Oh dear, what has happened to the world and the lands around us. Susan, my time is short and I must continue to sing and dance. I don’t know why, but I know it’s important.
My chums are evil demons and continue to make fun of me. I was pleasuring a young buck in the stockroom and someone opened the door. Now, I fear it was put to tickertape and will haunt my life. I was removed from the office and my things placed into a plastic bucket. Perhaps I shouldn’t have continued to pleasure the buck with everyone watching, but I knew he had to finish or my job would not be done. Yum.
I’m a very sexual person Susan and now I’m lost, adrift, wandering the cold lands with no place to rest my weary head. Oh… The bucks want me to stay, however one gave me 10 dollars and said I would do better next time. I’m not sure what that means.
The white witch danced above me head and the hobgoblin told me his name. Bob. I thought that was odd. The white witch hit me with her stick, several times and told me to shape up. So, I ran in place. I have an itchy feeling. Should I use a lubricant?
There’s a nasty rumor swirling around. The Frenchman has turned to the dark side. He must see you Susan, he needs to see your face. The hobgoblin Bob told me that he was going to shoot down any nasty rumors and that would be the end of life as we know it.
I must return to the tree frogs and forest land. The critters are calling to me! Quite literally as a matter of fact. I’m sure I mentioned the tree frog, Rupes, he phoned me and we have a long chat. Thankfully, I speak tree frog otherwise, that would be just silly times. Oh…
Friend Siebert is still not speaking to me. He said he doesn’t like me and finds my talk of pleasuring men wrong. I find it fun, although sticky. But I can use my tongue to make things moist again. A flick and a lick is what I say.
Oh Susan, I need help. I must go away. I’m in disarray and all unkempt.
If this is true Wanda, you may need to eat some humble pie and go home. Sounds like the big city is no place for you.
Don’t lie Ace – you just want me to be wrong 🙂
Oh Susan, the heartbreak and sadness all true, if I go home, I risk the horror of my former life, but the tree frogs and woodland creatures may not remember me. My father will point and laugh and make me remove the dirt from the dusty floor.
Susan, my only true and noble friend, my life partner and love. What shall I do? where shall I go?
Only you can answer those questions Wanda. I think home is the best place for you.
So did anyone sign on the way out? Nikki? Kate? I just got too tired…