Bradley Cooper’s Thoughts are Limitless with his new poster! And the Future has been Adjusted to Crap with the new Adjustment Bureau Posters!

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Wow, it’s so funny how life balances itself. Yesterday my grandmother was going off about the olden days… Her olden days are eating lobster and doing shots in Vegas while hitting a Royal Straight Flush. Not exactly baking cookies, but still relevant. I was thinking about classic movie posters, Drew Struzan artwork, and the like. It’s sad when your grandmother is cooler than you are… hmmm…

Anyway, zipping across my desk was the new Limitless movie poster with It dude of the moment Bradley Cooper. He will always be Will from Alias to me, but apparently someone is trying to make him a leading man. Here we have insight into the inner workings of Bradley Cooper’s brain. I guess I’m supposed to believe in the dark recesses of The Hangover stars mind he’s thinking of equations, math, and the Dow Jones average. In reality I think Bradley Cooper’s mind leans more towards instant tanner, Ab workout routines, and his low carb diet. Perhaps some teeth bleaching in there as well… Ah… Good times… Sigh… Just why…

And in the “Just Why” category comes the individual posters for the Adjustment Bureau. Maybe it’s a trend to hire expensive actors, put them on the poster and throw a tag line ON THEIR FACES! What the hell? This is back to the Morning Glory fiasco… Matt Damon… and EMILY BLUNT! Not exactly unattractive people right? So, let’s throw something right on their faces… sigh… Seriously! The original one sheet was good… Why do you have to mess it up… Ugh…

Take a look at how your future will be adjusted after the jump… Sigh…

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