The New Total Recall Poster is Out! Why Amazon Kate Beckinsale Is Bursting From Colin Farrell’s Abs While Jessica Biel Tries To Look Like Juno Is Beyond Me! WTF!
Okay what is the deal with these posters man! I am super stoked for the new Total Recall movie but what’s the deal with this new poster. First off… Colin Farrell looks great, but why is an entire futuristic city and Kate Beckinsale bursting out of his chest? I mean out of all the possibilities... read more ->
6 Brand New The Avengers Individual Promo Posters Are Out! Iron Man! Captain America! Thor! The Hulk! Hawkeye! Black Widow!
Marvel has just released a slew of new individual character posters for Marvel’s The Avengers! I like these so much more than the one sheet poster, I have to tell you! They are in the same vein as the one sheet, but these just help flesh out the characters better. Check them out after the... read more ->
Movie Poster Round Up! Jennifer Lawrence In Hunger Games! Channing Tatum in 21 Jumpstreet! Jeremy Renner in Bourne Legacy! Alexander Skarsgard in Battleship! Jon Hamm in Friends With Kids! Julia Roberts in Mirror, Mirror!
It’s movie poster round up time! Well, it should be crappy movie poster round up! My Lord, the horrible posters that just came out… I can’t even… It’s as if we should get a match and just burn… Burn them all… Ah well… what can you do? First up on the chopping block is the... read more ->
New Smurfs One Sheet Movie Poster! Also Cabin In The Woods Finally! And X-Men First Class!
Ohhh new posters abound! First, a pretty decent butchering of my childhood with the new Smurfs poster. I don’t know why I was thinking this could be a decent film. It won’t be. It’ll be crap. Ah well, what can you do? Put Pappa Smurf in black sunglasses and try to make him seem like... read more ->
Adrianne Palicki is the New Wonder Woman in this… Uh… Interesting New Promo Photo!
Oh dear lord… If this is the best the new Wonder Woman has to offer… then I suspect another Flash series, and yes I am referring to the short lived 1990 television series starring John Wesley Shipp. Remember that one? No! What, I’m shocked! read more ->
The Worst Frakkin’ Posters For X-Men: First Class Have Been Released! OH MY GOD!
These are the worst posters I have seen since the Morning Glory fiasco! What the hell! I mean did someone say, you know to promote X Men First Class we should take silhouettes of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender and then take their faces and slap em’ on their crotches! Whoo Hoo! What a great... read more ->
Bradley Cooper’s Thoughts are Limitless with his new poster! And the Future has been Adjusted to Crap with the new Adjustment Bureau Posters!
Wow, it’s so funny how life balances itself. Yesterday my grandmother was going off about the olden days… Her olden days are eating lobster and doing shots in Vegas while hitting a Royal Straight Flush. Not exactly baking cookies, but still relevant. I was thinking about classic movie posters, Drew Struzan artwork, and the like.... read more ->
Jennifer Garner and Russell Brand Unveil the new Arthur movie poster and Reese Witherspoon is STUNNING in Water For Elephants!
I got an emergency email this morning from the lovely Erica with the subject line, NEW JENNIFER GARNER! In my world this is an emergency! lol… The new Arthur one sheet movie poster is out with Russell Brand and Helen Mirren also on the front… And… It looks like a bad photoshop experiment gone wild….... read more ->
New Scream 4 Movie poster revealed… And… Well… It’s kinda boring…
One of the most anticipated films of 2011 for me… Scream 4! I love the Scream trilogy, I loved each of them, even though Scream 3 wasn’t as good as the first two… But it had Parker Posey in it… So it’s a win win! LOL… So, the new Scream 4 poster that was just... read more ->

