Noooooooo! The Worst Thing In The World! A Wretched 1990’s Series Is Coming Back! Can’t The Gates Of Hell Just Open?

Oh dear, and when I say oh dear… I mean oh dear.

As if there isn’t enough film being rebooted now television series are getting same treatment. Sigh… Can I do a double sigh?

The one show I hate, the thing I despise more than air or Jonah Hill, might be coming back to television.

I’m dying inside… More than a little.

It appears that Full House may be coming back. Like a phoenix, the show that will not end. Let it die people, let it die!

Jeff Franklin who created the original is doing the reboot. John Stamos is producing the series but no one knows if he’s in the series or not.

Original stars Candace Cameron Bure (D.J.), Jodie Sweetin (Stephanie) and Andrea Barber (Kimmy) are all in for the show according to TV Guide.

Ugh… Someone please kill me. I survived so many years with this horrible show on the air, and now like The Expendables or Jewel it just won’t go away! GO AWAY!

I need a drink.