Horrible Bosses World Movie Premiere! Jennifer Aniston! Jason Bateman! Jamie Foxx! Jason Sudeikis! Autograhs! Photos!
I’m off and running down to the sun soaked streets of Hollywood. Today is the world premiere of Horrible Bosses starring Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston, Charlie Day, Jason Bateman, and more… Scotty, CB, Lindsay, Pinky, Anushika… All out for this one… I’m on my way. I need to get Jennifer Aniston on my Friends cast poster, and a couple other things… It should be a decent premiere, and I actually think that this movie will be good! I’m looking forward to seeing it. Anyway, we are off to the races!
4:53 p.m. – I literally just got here, and I see a man with a snake taking picture with tourists… I mean this is like some anaconda mother F-er… I don’t like snakes, not scared of them, just don’t like them. And I just saw True Grit the other day, so I’m a little over them right now.
4:56 p.m. – There are so many people here… Damn! CB saved me a spot once again, because I’m working hard for the money… so hard for it honey… Let me tell ya.
5:02 p.m. – Scotty has his The Object Of My Affection DVD insert for Jennifer Aniston. Again I have my Friends cast poster and a couple magazines, and my Picture Perfect poster… And… lol… I stock up over the years! Lol… I’ve never gotten to see Jennifer Aniston so hopefully; this will be a good premiere…
5:11 p.m. – Lindsay, who runs Iamnotastalker.com and is adorable… Is a Jennifer Aniston fanatic… Freakazoid! I mean like… damn… She went to the hotel room that Brad and Jen went to on their honeymoon for a vacation… lol… See, that kind of crazy. I told Lindsay to take a pill before coming today just because I thought she might pop something. Lol…
5:14 p.m. – I’m going to eat… Salsa time…
5:23 p.m. – Mmmmmm Baja Fresh!
5:45 p.m. – I’m back and the crowd is like growing by the minute…
6:02 p.m. – The press are all inside, so, it should be starting soon!
6:12 p.m. – I think CB is trying to tick me off. I told him that he’s not allowed to talk about Hot Rod, or Paul Walker, or any crap for a week.
6:19 p.m. – This really looks like a small carpet… I thought that this would be a bigger movie… huh…
6:35 p.m. – A bunch of random people are milling about around the red carpet… we call them publicists…
6:45 p.m. – Oh, a few walkers have arrived including TV’s Blossom!
6:48 p.m. – The first major arrival, at least from the movie… It’s Jason Sudeikis! Now this is important. We HAVE to get him to come over… The first star of the film is crucial because it’s like priming the well… When people arrive they have to see their co-stars signing autographs so they will come over. It’s just the truth!
6:53 p.m. – Oh, Jason Sudeikis is coming over… Yay! I have a mini poster for Horrible Bosses, so I figured I can get most of the cast on that…
6:54 p.m. – Jason Sudeikis is really taking his time signing for people, and CB got us a pretty good spot this time around at least… Props to you dorkus.
6:58 p.m. – Wow, Jason is really taking his time… He’s not even over to us yet…
7:01 p.m. – Okay, I got Jason on my Horrible Bosses Mini poster and Lindsay, Anushika, and Pinky got photos… CB has a lot of Jason Sudeikis stuff because he’s met him before…
7:04 p.m. – Wow, Jason is still signing away!
7:08 p.m. – Oh, there…. Yep, that’s Jason Bateman! We all yell for him… Jason isn’t the friendliest celebrity I’ve met and I’ve heard he’s prickly before soooooo…. Oh, he’s coming over… Yay!
7:09 p.m. – I’ve been working on this Juno mini poster forever so, I’m glad I can get him on it!
7:11 p.m. – Jason Bateman comes over to us and Anushika gets him on my Horrible Bosses mini poster for me since she didn’t have anything for Jason, and I got him on my Juno mini poster… He’s very nice and seems pretty chill.
7:17 p.m. – Oh, another drop it’s… Oh, it’s Jamie Foxx! He’s just coming right on over… He must have just known he was going to do it, because we didn’t even have to yell for him.
7:19 p.m. – Wow, he is just signing and signing away… He’s even doing photos…
7:22 p.m. – Oh crap, someone handed him a purple sharpie… ugh…
7:23 p.m. – I got Jamie Foxx on my Horrible Bosses mini poster so that’s pretty cool. Lindsay and Pinky got a photo with him as well. It’s not the best photo but it’s still a photo with Jamie Foxx!
7:25 p.m. – There are some walkers… Oh, it’s Jesse Metcalfe who played the hunky shirtless gardener on Desperate Housewives… Pinky and Lindsay go nuts and call him over…
7:26 p.m. – And there he is just sauntering over… He seems pretty cool, and is signing and taking photos with people…
7:27 p.m. – I always get nervous when some smaller people are here around the time the big stars are supposed to arrive… Like at Green Lantern when I got stiffed for Ryan Reynolds… Ugh…
7:28 p.m. – Joey Lawrence just arrived and is waving to the crowd…
7:29 p.m. – Some homeless guy has a sign that he’s holding up that says, “Jen ya made me homeless from “The Break Up” I need cash! The Chicago Kid – Spiderman… Only in Hollywood… Oh, it’s a car…
7:30 p.m. – It’s Jennifer Aniston! Everyone goes nuts and she walks right over to the crosswalk to sign autographs!
7:32 p.m. – She’s at the barricade and it’s bedlam… I mean crazy times… People throwing stuff over us, pushing, shoving… ugh… Poor Lindsay really wanted a photo but not in this madness!
7:33 p.m. – Anushika took my Picture Perfect mini UK quad poster for me and I have my Friends cast poster… Bedlam!
7:34 p.m. – Jennifer Aniston is signing and Signing… She’s not doing photos though… She signs my Picture Perfect poster and then spots my Friends poster. Jennifer actually looked to find the right spot to sign, which I thought was pretty cool of her to do…
7:35 p.m. – Poor Lindsay is getting smooshed and didn’t get her picture… Sorry darling…
7:37 p.m. – The crazy times have subsided but Jennifer is signing and signing away… I mean she does a really good chunk of the barricade… I mean she’s not Angelina Jolie-ing it, doing everyone, but she’s getting through a lot of people. I totally give her props for that!
7:39 p.m. – Oh, Charlie Day just arrived the final person, and he’s just heading right onto the carpet… Ah well….
If you can get Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston I think you can give up Charlie Day! It was a great night and I’m stoked so many of the stars came over… And I will get you TV’s Blossom someday!
Until next time kids!
Wow amazing!!!!!! But why do you compare Jen with Angie?it makes no sense apart from magazine BS
CB got the best Aniston of the day..WOO!
And only C.B. would say he “got the best Aniston of the day”