Jaimie Lee Curtis Rejects Fans at You Again Premiere

Another day, another premiere… this time it’s You Again starring Veronica Mars… I mean Kristen Bell. Now, I love Kristen Bell… I hate Dax Shepard, every time I have seen him, and I’m talking like five times, he has been a douche… and he’s making me not like Kristen as much… sigh…Oh well… Anyway, I love Ms. Sigourney Weaver, and I really like Jamie Lee Curtis… soooooooooo hopefully, this will be good… I already have my You Again poster started with the incomparable Ms. Betty White, and I have Kristen Bell on it as well thanks to my lovely friend who will not want to be mentioned… lol… So, here we go and on with the show!

1:30 p.m. – I just arrived on Hollywood Blvd. There are like four other collector’s here… I’m a little shocked cause all I’ve heard about the El Capitan premiere’s are “get there early!”

1:48 p.m. – Oh Lord, there is a marching band across the street. They are preaching about Jesus… Oh God… lol… Why do people always want to preach about Jesus on Hollywood Blvd.? I’m down with the JC, but man oh man…
Marching Band on Hollywood Blvd You Again Premiere
1:55 p.m. – I’m going to adopt a new motto… what would Kristen Bell do? Then I have to answer that with marry Dax Shepard and I start to throw up in my mouth a little… ugh…

1:59 p.m. – It’s damn hot! Ugh… I’m a tad sticky. Thankfully, everyone here waiting is pretty cool. There are always certain elements you want to avoid at public premiere’s like this…

2:12 p.m. – One of the girls here has a giant sign for none other than Victor Garber… lol… Victor Garber of Legally Blonde and Alias fame… And yes I do have my Alias poster for him, but you have to be hard core to have a Victor Garber sign!

2:28 p.m. – There is this stupid mechanical talking skeleton here… It has nothing to do with the movie, I know cause I saw it back in March at a screening… Why would you have a talking skeleton at a romantic comedy? It’s not a pirate movie! Hello!

You again premiere craig ferguson skeleton

2:38 p.m. – It is getting hotter and hotter… blech…

2:49 p.m. – Why is it that tourists come by and always make stupid jokes, like “look at me, take a picture!” Really… why do people think that’s funny? It’s not funny… it’s annoying… Ugh…

3:04 p.m. – There is a man in a floral sequined hat walking around yelling about the sidewalk I think. I don’t know why… but he is… Sigh…times two…

Crazy man in floral hat on Hollywood Blvd

3:37 p.m. – Oh Lord, this Asian guy is going to come talk to us… I know it… he’s going to talk to us… Oh no… I feel it…

3:41 p.m. – Here he is talking to us, about… wait for it… Jesus! Again, I’m down with the JC but I just don’t want to hear about it when I’m preparing to run into Kristen Bell! Lol… Ah well… maybe I should put away my Scream 4 poster lol… Or hold it up; I’m not sure… sigh…

You again Asian Preacher hollywood Blvd.

3:43 p.m. – That man is very happy though, and you can’t argue with that!

3:44 p.m. – They are getting things going, but my God this day is crawling by. And there are still only four of us here… so much for having to get here early… I hope this isn’t a waste of time… blech…

4:02 p.m. – The red carpet is going up, and we’re starting to get ready! Whoo Hoo… I’m too hot to be excited who am I kidding… lol…

Red Carpet going up for the You Again premiere

4:14 p.m. – And the barricade is going up! Finally, I like having a barricade simply because then you can claim your spot! It’s like finding your turf you know…

4:22 p.m. – I’m talking to one of the other collector’s here about Alias and how we hate Melissa George. I really hated her in Alias… I mean hated. So, now we’re hoping that Victor Garber will sign, because when you start talking about a show you love, you really want to get the whole cast at some point…

4:34 p.m. – This is why I have about 30 half finished posters, because I try and try to get the whole casts done! Lol…

4:46 p.m. – So, I’m here at the barricade and noticed Linda Evans star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame… and again I have to wonder… Why did Linda Evans get such good star placement on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? I mean really, she’s fine and all, but right under the El Capitan Theatre? Huh… Ah well, God bless her!

Linda Evans Dynasty star on Hollywood walk of fame

5:05 p.m. – there are people coming up behind us now. It’s like as soon as the barricade goes up and we stand here… people run over and ask what we’re doing… ugh… If you don’t know don’t ask. I am not information man! Lol…

5:21 p.m. – Holy Shit… Okay, so I just turned my back for a second… and standing right behind me trying to cut around the barricade is none other than David Arquette… lol… and I happen to have my Scream 4 poster! How random is that. I turn around, and ask him to sign…

5:22 p.m. – David’s like.. “How the hell do you have this!” And I tell him, “I was waiting for Kristen Bell.” He says, “She’s not in this movie.” I say… wait yes she is… lol.. He says, “Oh Okay… lol… I forget.” I think he’s a tad drunk… lol… He’s a super cool guy though. David Arquette and Courteney Cox have always been so nice.

Scream 4 David Arquette signing poster

5:31 p.m. – I’m still really jazzed about seeing David Arquette, and what are the chances when running into someone you actually have something for them… lol… Wow, hopefully that’s a good omen for the premiere!

Scream 4 teaser poster signed

5:35 p.m. – The press are all lining up to get in their pens… that’s a sign things are going to get rolling…

5:41 p.m. – God, I’m really getting tired…

5:51 p.m. – Sequined hat man is back… This time he’s yelling about the press… Wow, to have things like that to yell about. Can’t argue with his fashion sense though… he’s a looker!

crazy sequined hat man on hollywood blvd.

6:08 p.m. – Time is going so slowly, I think I just quoted a Madonna song without realizing it. Huh… Madonna is ingrained into my psyche apparently…

6:15 p.m. – wow, the press are still lined up… I was hoping this was going to start at 6:30 but apparently not…

Press photographers lining up at the You Again premiere

6:22 p.m. – Now this s random, the El Capitan picks now to send someone outside to change the light bulbs on the marquee…

6:28 p.m. – Don’t you think that they would have had that taken care of sooner? Not a critique mind you, just a question…

El Capitan theatre hollywood Blvd changing lightbulbs

6:35 p.m. –We’re hearing screams.. I guess people are starting to show up. We are on the end of the press line, so we will only see people when they go into the theatre… Sigh… I hear chanting…

6:41 p.m. – I just heard there’s an actual Betty White fan pit… lol… I love the Golden Girls and I love Betty White, but a Betty White fan pit. I mean really!

6:52 p.m. – So far we haven’t seen anything… sigh… We can spot a few people on the carpet though….

7:01 p.m. – A girl just walked in with a Thank you for being a friend sign for Betty White… wow… God Bless Betty White!

Betty White Golden Girls fan sign

7:04 p.m. – There’s Cloris Leachman! I love her! She’s adorable!

7:13 p.m. – Anna Farris just walked by us. Apparently she is going to the movie with Chris Pratt… she comes right over to sign before going in. She is so rad!

Ana Farris at the you again premiere signing autographs

7:16 p.m. – Anna Farris keeps signing and signing… of course I don’t have anything for her… grrrrrrrr….

Anna Farris signing autographs at the you again premiere

7:22 p.m. – Oh and here’s Victor Garber…. The sign goes up.. He waves and motions that he has to get inside… Really! I mean really! Come on Victor Garber! When are you going to get a whole sign just for little old you! I say harrumph to you!

Alias Victor Garber At the You Again premiere

7:31 p.m. – Wow, I guess that Alias poster isn’t going to get signed… lol… grumble…

7:36 p.m. – It always shocks me when someone like that won’t take a few seconds out for the fans… sigh…

7:41 p.m. – Oh, and there’s Betty White going in to the theatre… she doesn’t even look over at us…

7:45 p.m.- Man, things are not looking good for this premiere…

7:49 p.m. – I see the douchedom that is Dax Shepard.. blech… and he has a douchey hat on as well… gag…

Dax Shephera is a douche  you again premiere kristen bell

7:51 p.m. – Jamie Lee Curtis is walking in. We all yell for her. Uh…. She just rolled her eyes at us… I mean really… I heard she’s kind of a diva… but to roll your eyes at your fans… wow…Sigh…

7:54 p.m. – Sigourney Weaver is walking in now… she waves at least… doesn’t sign… Man.. I can’t blame her though cause she usually signs a lot…

Sigourney Weaver at the You Again premiere leaving

7:55 p.m. – And here’s Kristen Bell… with the douche that is Dax Shepard… and just a wave… wow.

Kristen Bell ignoring fans at the you again premiere

8:09 p.m. – Okay, so do I go home… do I wait… I got crap… sooooooo I would hate to waste the whole day, but… this doesn’t look good….

8:11 p.m. – I think I’m going to go…

8:15 p.m. – Okay, I’m going to stay for a little bit…

8:20 p.m. – The carpet is getting town down already… still don’t know why they would have a talking skeleton! Lol…

The red carpet getting rolled up at the you again premiere

8:44 p.m. – Everyone is really tired now… and no one is happy… Man oh man, thank God for David Arquette! Lol…

9:03 p.m. – I just can’t believe I didn’t get crap. This is a horrible premiere!

9:15 p.m. – The drop off cars are moving around…

9:27 p.m. – I’m trying to figure out where the after party is… I still do love Kristen Bell… but really when she’s with Dax the douche Shepard forget it. I have seen him physically pull her away from people… I mean like violently… It’s so sad.

9:44 p.m. – Well… It looks like the movie is about to break. Security is in position.

9:46 p.m. – The parade of publicists are walking back to the theatre… lol… it’s kind of funny…

Publicists walking back into the you again premiere

9:46 p.m. – Someone’s driver is like a 100 years old.. he pulls the car parallel and then turns it, and hits the curb… lol… I bet it’s Betty White’s car!

Betty White leaving the you again premiere

9:47 p.m. – The movie broke!

9:50 p.m. – Here’s Anna Farris… coming over to sign once again… It’s torturing me not have my House Bunny DVD!

Anna Farris signing autographs at the you again premiere

anna farris signing autographs for fans at the you again premiere

9:52 p.m. – Oh, and here she is Golden Girl’s own Betty White! She looks great in a red sport coat.

9:56 p.m. – and yes, that’s her car. Everyone yells for her, but she just waves. No signing for her!

betty white legend golden girls leaving you again premiere

9:59 p.m. – There’s Jamie Lee Curtis… again another eye roll, and a nasty look.. Wow, it’s not like you’ve made a movie in the past 5 years! Hello! Jeez!

10:03 p.m. – Sigourney Weaver passes us as well…dammit… and she signs on the other end of the street! This just sucks! I mean it!

10:07 p.m. – SUCKS!

10:09 p.m. – There’s Kristen Bell… Dax pulling her down the street… He’s such a douche… I wonder if I can hit the record for saying douche in one article!

10:11 p.m. – Odette Yustman is leaving now… she actually stops and signs! Oh my God, it’s a miracle! We got someone! I got her on my You Again poster… but man, getting Jamie Lee Curtis is going to be a trip!

Odette Yustman signing autographs for fans at the you again premiere

10:21 p.m. – Now what to do… Wait at the after party across the street? Ugh…

10:31 p.m. – So, I’m here talking with some other collector’s.

10:41 p.m. – The party is over my midnight so that’s at least a good thing… man oh man… what a crappy night…

10:56 p.m. – So, security just said as long as we behave we can hang out… we need to make a line behind the fire hydrant… oh God, this will be chaos…

11:14 p.m. – There is a line on the other side, that security made get behind us. One old lady decided to stand in front of me. So, I told her to move to the back, and now we’re fighting.

11:21 p.m. – Now everyone else is yelling at her as well. One guy called her a nasty old lady. Lol… Oh God, the day I see Betty White I’m going to get into a rumble with a Golden Girl!

11:34 p.m. – Here comes Sigourney… and she goes right to her car… dammit! So much for that…

11:39 p.m. – Jamie Lee Curtis is next and a nasty look again! Maybe she just looks like she smelled a bad fart all the time… lol… I’m so disappointed with her…

11:41 p.m. – There goes Kristen… man oh man… Dax just yanked her into the car. What does she see in that douche… Really?

11:45 p.m. – I see Victor Garber… The Victor Garber sign is up… and he looks at it… he starts to come out… and actually signs… not for the people with the sign mind you, but still he signs…

Alias signed poster Victor Garber autograph

11:46 p.m. – I got him on my Alias poster so that was good… but was it worth it… not for all this… Probably one of the worst premiere’s I have ever been to… Ugh.. and I really mean it! Lol…sigh…

you again signed movie poster sigourney weaver

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