Yes, it’s been a while. I can only be referring to the Paul Walker loving, Vin Diesel worshiping, Christian Bale enthusiast, CB. He’s Baaaaaaaaaaaack! And today he’s heading out to the red carpet premiere of John Carter! Also known as John Carter From Mars… But now, it’s just John Carter. Oh Disney, you crazy publicity machine you!
Anyway, CB was off to try and meet the John Carter stars Taylor Kitsch, Bryan Cranston, Willem Dafoe, and more!
Check out his full recap after the jump! And welcome back dorkus!
Deh-shay, bah-sah-rah, Deh-shay bah-sah-rah ! What does that mean? Its Means the CB RISING!
(Editor’s Note: Does anyone want to know what’s Rising on the CB? M-)
WOOOO, its good to be back. Today I am writing about going to the premiere of one of my most anticipated movies of the year, JOHN CARTER! It stars the amazing Gambit which I have yet to meet, because My friend wanted to meet the Mighty Duck Man himself, EMILLLLLLLLIOOOOOOO! So I’ve been looking forward to this premiere for a very long time. The film stars Taylor Kitsch, Willem Dafoe(or Dennis Leary as he so comically states) and Bryan Cranston( Breaking Bad!) . I’ve never met all three so here is having a chance opportunity to do so! Armed with my mini poster, photos and utility belt, I’m off to Gotham….um, Mars…..yes…..MARS!
6:45: First one to arrive is the director Andrew Stanton. We call for him and he comes right over. It was very quick then he had to go straight to the carpet.
6:48: Lynn Collins is the next arrival and we call for her and she comes over as well. She’s very nice, but rushed to the carpet.
6:53: Bryan Cranston arrives and we call for him and this guy is SOO nice! He signs my poster and then i ask for a photo with him and he obliges. A Really nice guy who asked us if we were excited for the movie.
6:57: Willem Dafoe arrives but never see him drop, we simply see him on the carpet. Missed HIM!
7:00: The last arrival is John Carter himself, Taylor Kitsch. We call for him, but right as he is about to come over, he gets yanked to the carpet. Drats
I decided to stick around for the exits because the after party is around the cornet and i needed Taylor and Willem.
9:30: We wait for exits and spot Willem . We chant for him and he comes right over. WOW, this guy is nice because he’s going right into the madness and doing the whole line. I get him on my poster and photo.
9:45: Finally we spot Taylor and he’s beyond nice.
He comes over and says to everyone, “don’t worry, I’ll be here all night” and signs his life away. I get him on my poster and Tim Riggins photo, and I finally get my photo with him!
The premiere was amazing! Everyone was super cool and I went home dying to see the movie! When Mike The Fanboy is ashes,
(Editor’s Note: NEVER! M-)
you have my permission to die. Until next time, same CB hour, same CB channel same CB website! KAAAAPPPPPOOOOWWW!