Leonardo Dicaprio! Tom Hardy! Cillian Murphy! Ken Watanabe! Joseph Gordon Levitt! Autographs! Photos! Inception Movie Premiere MTF Flashback!

So, with all the talk about Joseph Gordon Levitt and how he was nice around the time of 500 Days of Summer and then when inception hit he became kind of a jerk. I thought i would do a MTF Flashback about the premiere.

I didn’t alter this at all from when I initially wrote it right after the premiere. At least in regards to who signed, how many, etc… Some of the names may have been changed however, lol… I’ve always wanted to say/write that.

So, enjoy this MTF Flashback!

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I’m late… I’m always running late it seems these days… sigh… I’m getting ready to join the fans hoping, nay praying that Leo will come by and sign itheir Inception posters…. Clearly I’m talking about the Inception premiere… I am in my car stuck in traffic trying to get to Hollywood Blvd, to get my poster signed with the huddled masses.

2:38 p.m. – Dammit! The traffic is horrible! I know I know, there’s Mike bitching about traffic once again… what will he complain about next the weather? well guess what… yes he will… He will complain about the weather, cause it’s hot… and damn hot! There… Harrumph!

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2:45 p.m. – I finally found my friends, they are nestled on the barricade. I’m a tad shocked at how many people are here already.

2:49 p.m. – It’s the summer that’s why… all the tourists are out and looking around… sigh… And every time we’ll get asked, “What’s going on?” And it’s like… Can you not see the giant Inception poster? The words INCEPTION written on a giant carpet? No? Crazy times…

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2:58 p.m. – When people ask now, I say… “Mariachi band.” Or “Billy Dee Williams is doing a rare public appearance…” Does that make me a bad person? I just don’t know…

3:23 p.m. – There are more and more people arriving by the second… sigh…

3:31 p.m. – I also have my Whip It poster for Ellen Page, and a Shutter Island poster for Leo… This just might be a disaster, I dunno…

3:51 p.m. – There is a very nice young lady standing next to us who said I could stand up front with her, and it turns out she’s an avid reader of my column. Clearly someone with good taste! Thanks again!

4:01 p.m. – and I have to tell you I’m so bad with names, I want to say her name was Jenny, but I just know that’s not right. Sigh… Anyway, she’s a big fan of Jason Schwartzman from Rushmore… I can remember that but not a name… dammit!

4:15 p.m. – It is so hot…

4:21 p.m. – I did meet Leo a few years back one on one, and got a really nice signature first and last name. He was really cool; I was kind of shocked actually. I don’t know why, it just seems like there are some celebs that look like they could be jerks. I was telling my friend how nice Kate Beckinsale was, and she was shocked. I can see why, because some people can seem kind of off put… Ah well….

4:34 p.m. – I just realized how random that last thought was…. It’s the heat….

4:46 p.m. – It is damn hot.

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4:51 p.m. – wow, the barricade is about three people deep! Oh God, this is going to be a nightmare!

5:03 p.m. – Annette wisely decided to opt out of this premiere! Lol…

5:09 p.m. – Tourists are stopping in the middle of the street to take pictures of the carpet, too funny. These are the same people who are going to walk over here and ask… “What’s going on?” Ugh… it kills me!

5:15 p.m. – Everyone is getting a tad anxious.

5:24 p.m. – All the security are lined up across the street… Every time I see that I want to sing… “here come the men in black…” Oh god, I just sang a Will Smith song in my head… I need water, and a brain cleanse!

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5:39 p.m. – Shouldn’t be too much longer. A lot of people have signs I’m noticing this time. Huh… the sign craze is catching on!

6:01 p.m. – finally! It’s about to start… Whew… What a long day… They are letting people stand on the other side of the street…. Grumble… That sucks, cause if people go there to sign and not here we could be screwed! Grrrrrrrr

6:11 p.m. – The press are filing into their pens, that mean’s it’s getting closer! Whoo hoo! Closer to the insanity and chaos!

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6:16 p.m. – Oh look… Phoebe Price is here… apparently she’s some sort of social debutante or something… Who knows… she’s always at events like these…

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6:22 p.m. – At least people are starting to arrive!

6:25 p.m. – There’s someone… oh it’s Kellan Lutz from Twilight… All the girls are going nuts over him.

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6:29 p.m. – Oh my God, there are signs for KELLAN LUTZ! LOL… Wow, it’s not even his premiere!

6:32 p.m. – Kellan waves but goes right on the carpet.

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6:33 p.m. – There’s the first car… it’s… it’s… Who is it? Oh it’s Ken Watanabe!

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Everyone is calling for him. He looks over and it doesn’t look like he’s going to come over…

6:35 p.m. – Oh wait, here he comes. He comes just to the side of us…

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6:37 p.m. – This crowd is crazy, I have never seen so much pushing for someone like Ken in all my life. I mean he’s not Angelina Jolie! Lol…

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6:41 p.m. – I get him on my poster. Very cool.

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6:43 p.m. – whose car is this… this, is Cillian Murphy! I have a Red Eye poster for him too… He comes over… wow, so far so good!

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6:47 p.m. – He’s signing a bit, not a whole lot… oh crap they told him to go Back…

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My poster was the last thing he signed… although his pen is dry as a bone… ugh… I hate it when they have their own pens… sigh…

6:51 p.m. – Joseph Gordon-Levitt just pulled up. I really want him. I brought my 3rd Rock From The Sun script for him as well. I love that show.

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He’s not doing too much signing, wait…

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he’s stopping… Oh My God, he signed like 10 things and is leaving…

6:52 p.m. – Oh, he’s stopping in the street to bow to us now… dude, what’s up with that crack rock… that bums me out…

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6:53 p.m. – Not getting Joseph really is ticking me off… sigh…

6:55 p.m. – Another car… it’s Ellen Page…

6:56 p.m. – She’s coming right on over… She’s signing for a bit.

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She gets to us, and I just noticed she has the fattest marker in the world!

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7:01 p.m. – I got her on Inception, and then flip the board over and ask her to sign Whip It.

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She stops and reaches back to get my Whip It poster! Whoo hoo!

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7:03 p.m. – Another couple cars passed… but… oh crap it’s Leo!

7:05 p.m. – Everyone is going insane… People are pushing and he’s not even here yet…

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7:09 p.m. – He comes over to sign, and everyone is getting slammed around…

7:15 p.m. – Oh crap Tom Hardy just got here and is coming over… sigh…

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7:18 p.m. – I just got Tom on my poster, and he’s walking up and down the barricade signing and taking pics with people…

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7:25 p.m. – Leo is in front of us now… Oh my God… I’m going over the barricade… I can feel it… I yell to the security, “We’re going over…” He grabs the barricade. Leo actually grabs the barricade as well. Leo says to everyone, “You have to calm down.”

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He continues signing, and gets my poster but some dick behind me tosses a laserdisc at him… he still signed it, but that was just rude… sigh… what the hell man… I tried to get my Shutter island poster signed as well, but alas… that didn’t happen.

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7:30 p.m. – Leo is still signing and people are still pushing for no reason! Ugh… Christopher Nolan arrived, didn’t do squat… Marion Cotillard also arrived and even though people yelled for her, she wouldn’t come over either… sigh…

7:41 p.m. – Leo is still signing away. Normally I would run down there, but there’s just no way. The barricade is like seven people deep. Blech!

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7:51 p.m. – And that would be it… sigh… I’m going to Mel’s for some food. Not sure if we are going to check out the after party or not…

8:34 p.m. – Oh my God, I just drank like 15 glasses of water… It’s official I am a camel.

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9:43 p.m. – We are checking out the after party. It really doesn’t look accessible… There is a walkway to try and get people to stop… I doubt they will…

10:22 p.m. – no one yet… Oh wait there’s Christopher Nolan… He ignores us, and finally after our pleading waves… sigh… Kellan Lutz does some photos with people though…

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10:31 p.m. – Tom Berenger disses us… dammit.

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I’m packing it in… Oh well… at least we got some. The signatures are crap, but what can you do. Sigh… one long motherfuc*ing day!

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