Photo Flops! Suddenly Susan Meets Josh Duhamel! But She’s Vertically Challenged & He’s Not! Doh!

Wanda-
No one knows what you’re talking about. Why do you keep commenting like this. Just say, “Oh, sorry your photo sucks.” and move on.

Suddenly Susan NO! I didn’t mean to hurt you. For I would never hurt the Suddenly Susan. My worst fears are realized. I will go away. No one likes me and I’m a parasite.

Now, I have hurt the huntress and her lanky one with grey beard hairs.
My mother told me that no one would like me when I talked. I shall now go to the movies and see all the films Suddenly Susan said to but will not udder a sound.

Oh…

Ryan B. you have won without a word.

Pound Puppy, goes bye!

Oh Susan-
I’m so thankful for your forgiveness. I was up in the late hour of the night and couldn’t rest my brain. You were on my mind and even when my mother told me to go back to bed, I could not. I paced along the cliffside and the shore thinking of the wrong I committed.

I was going to run into the hillside and look for small robin eggs to paint and compose a new song, I wanted to title it, “the robin song that I wrote when Suddenly Susan was upset” and then I went to the ethers hoping that I could remove the blasphemy that I committed.

And there, I saw the huntress has forgiven me. Oh, I can’t stop the tears, I can’t stop the water pouring from my eyes, like distant memories escaping my soul. To escape the memory of horror… to look forward to the new dawn.

For Susan now, we are bonded together even more. Forgiveness is a divine trait, a trait that fits for Suddenly Susan. Who is bigger in stature than anyone I have ever known, a giant huntress. Susan you see, we are bonded further in love and light and joy and happiness Oh… Suddenly Susan! WWSSD? She would be wondrous and full of amazing epitaphs and hopscotch!

We can play hopscotch and shuffleboard and not invite Ryan B. Oh Susan, we can run and dance gayley in the underbrush of life. I only want to trip into the fantastical effervescent sun, arm in arm with Suddenly Susan.

Your forgiveness is even more succulent than your friendship. I’m so thankful for you and be the phoenix rising from the flame. Oh the irony of having this skirmish during a “photo Flop” as you call it. We have flopped and bounced to the light of a newborn dawn. I’m so thankful to you Susan and will compose sonnets and songs in your name. Your friendship is like bleach in my soul. Cleansing my palate and sharing your joy and positivity with everyone around the world. When I think of the hardships in life and not being able to continue I think of you and how positive and joyous you are. You are Suddenly Susan! The huntress! Side by side with your frenchman and the lanky one! Oh…

I can rest- rest knowing that in our heart of hearts we have Suddenly Susan.

By the Way Greggster, you are an ignoramus!

The light Suddenly Susan shows us! The joy! The positive vibes and notions it’s too much for my little soul to take. too much… Too much to spread and live for.

The time is short and I don’t want to babble. My step brother Abilene says I’m short of words, but tonight I will speak and perhaps go on.

My cousin Jeremy, who spotted the tree frog and wanted you to blow on it, was concerned and came to my aid, but now- He’s rejoicing in the other room as well. We’re going to dance and sing thinking of all the new adventures of Suddenly Susan. To have a life as full and meaningful as yours, I just couldn’t fathom.

I might find a woodchuck and name it Suddenly Susan or perhaps a Raccoon!

Jeremy is another fan of yours, he’s from the big city and lives in a bustling metropolis full of candor and soot. Here, he’s able to relish in the world of Suddenly Susan. We stay up late nights with our flashlights and read your stories of life together with our soup cans. Oh…

I will bid you goodnight and thank you again for your saving graces. You are Suddenly Susan the huntress, the soul searcher, the lover, the fighter and the one who stands up for the righteous and the lopers.

I bow to my liege! Bow to Suddenly Susan!

I’ll pick some flowers and put them in a box!