Photo Flops! Suddenly Susan Meets Josh Duhamel! But She’s Vertically Challenged & He’s Not! Doh!
Photo Flops!
How I love and hate them at the same time!
The wonderful Suddenly Susan, who apparently has several woodland creatures and foliage named after her in far away distant lands, has sent in this great Photo Flop featuring Josh Duhamel from Life As We Know It and New Years Eve!
Josh was really nice to the waiting fans… But when someone is vertically challenged and the other is on the taller side getting a good photo… It’s difficult!
At least Suddenly Susan made it into the corner of the photo right?!?!
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Heartbreak… It’s a devastating mistress. Oh Susan, how I bled… I’m crushed for your failings. It’s a sad cruel day of heartache for all of us. I gave the tree named Suddenly Susan a hug, not the other Suddenly Susan for that would be tomfoolery.
My mother told me not to cry as it’s only a photo but I can’t help thinking of your heart breaking. I didn’t realize you were a midget. I felt like you were taller than the heavens. Perhaps that’s just your heart. Oh… It reaches across the miles, through the desert that surrounds my home and thoughts.
Susan, does the frenchman know about your photo with the lanky one? Perhaps the frenchman would be sad and not happy that the lanky one is making time with the huntress. Suddenly Susan foiling all her enemies and vanquishing her foes. You are a swordsman, and perhaps you even carve out your own weapons. I hear from the vine that you can carve a toothbrush into a woodpipe. Don’t tell.
I will dance for you Suddenly Susan so it will rain down joy into your soul after the heartbreak. Dance… Oh, I’ll dance. SUSAN! DON’T FRET! DON’T BE SAD! I WILL HELP!
Call the frenchman
Wanda-
No one knows what you’re talking about. Why do you keep commenting like this. Just say, “Oh, sorry your photo sucks.” and move on.
Did you really call me a midget? I’m short but I don’t have dwarfism.
Suddenly Susan NO! I didn’t mean to hurt you. For I would never hurt the Suddenly Susan. My worst fears are realized. I will go away. No one likes me and I’m a parasite.
Now, I have hurt the huntress and her lanky one with grey beard hairs.
My mother told me that no one would like me when I talked. I shall now go to the movies and see all the films Suddenly Susan said to but will not udder a sound.
Oh…
Ryan B. you have won without a word.
Wanda – apologies for my snap judgment. I was called midget all through grammar and high school so it has a very negative connotation for me. Knowing your whimsical vocabulary, I see now that you meant it only as a person of small stature and nothing more. You must come back. What would a Suddenly Susan article be without a glowing comment from you?
Pound Puppy, goes bye!
Wanda, I like you! Forget everyone else. I better see you post a comment on my next article.
Oh Susan-
I’m so thankful for your forgiveness. I was up in the late hour of the night and couldn’t rest my brain. You were on my mind and even when my mother told me to go back to bed, I could not. I paced along the cliffside and the shore thinking of the wrong I committed.
I was going to run into the hillside and look for small robin eggs to paint and compose a new song, I wanted to title it, “the robin song that I wrote when Suddenly Susan was upset” and then I went to the ethers hoping that I could remove the blasphemy that I committed.
And there, I saw the huntress has forgiven me. Oh, I can’t stop the tears, I can’t stop the water pouring from my eyes, like distant memories escaping my soul. To escape the memory of horror… to look forward to the new dawn.
For Susan now, we are bonded together even more. Forgiveness is a divine trait, a trait that fits for Suddenly Susan. Who is bigger in stature than anyone I have ever known, a giant huntress. Susan you see, we are bonded further in love and light and joy and happiness Oh… Suddenly Susan! WWSSD? She would be wondrous and full of amazing epitaphs and hopscotch!
We can play hopscotch and shuffleboard and not invite Ryan B. Oh Susan, we can run and dance gayley in the underbrush of life. I only want to trip into the fantastical effervescent sun, arm in arm with Suddenly Susan.
Your forgiveness is even more succulent than your friendship. I’m so thankful for you and be the phoenix rising from the flame. Oh the irony of having this skirmish during a “photo Flop” as you call it. We have flopped and bounced to the light of a newborn dawn. I’m so thankful to you Susan and will compose sonnets and songs in your name. Your friendship is like bleach in my soul. Cleansing my palate and sharing your joy and positivity with everyone around the world. When I think of the hardships in life and not being able to continue I think of you and how positive and joyous you are. You are Suddenly Susan! The huntress! Side by side with your frenchman and the lanky one! Oh…
I can rest- rest knowing that in our heart of hearts we have Suddenly Susan.
By the Way Greggster, you are an ignoramus!
The light Suddenly Susan shows us! The joy! The positive vibes and notions it’s too much for my little soul to take. too much… Too much to spread and live for.
The time is short and I don’t want to babble. My step brother Abilene says I’m short of words, but tonight I will speak and perhaps go on.
My cousin Jeremy, who spotted the tree frog and wanted you to blow on it, was concerned and came to my aid, but now- He’s rejoicing in the other room as well. We’re going to dance and sing thinking of all the new adventures of Suddenly Susan. To have a life as full and meaningful as yours, I just couldn’t fathom.
I might find a woodchuck and name it Suddenly Susan or perhaps a Raccoon!
Jeremy is another fan of yours, he’s from the big city and lives in a bustling metropolis full of candor and soot. Here, he’s able to relish in the world of Suddenly Susan. We stay up late nights with our flashlights and read your stories of life together with our soup cans. Oh…
I will bid you goodnight and thank you again for your saving graces. You are Suddenly Susan the huntress, the soul searcher, the lover, the fighter and the one who stands up for the righteous and the lopers.
I bow to my liege! Bow to Suddenly Susan!
I’ll pick some flowers and put them in a box!
How is this a photo flop? Your face is still in the photo. I’ve seen much much worse!