New Poster Round Up! Warrior with Tom Hardy! Moneyball with Brad Pitt! Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes with James Franco! We Need To Talk About Kevin with Tilda Swinton! Drive with Ryan Gosling!

Movie poster round up time guys! Whoo Hoo! Today there are a bunch of posters to review so I should probably get right on down to it…

First off, is the new one sheet movie poster for the Brad Pitt film Moneyball… The trailer didn’t blow me away, and this poster leaves me… well… green… In fact it leaves everything green, including Brad Pitt. I guess the idea was, let’s get a photo of Brad sitting down, take a photo of his neck and have him turn slightly… AND THEN ADD GREEN! A GREEN FIELD! GREEN TEXT! IT’S A GREET BONANZA! Ugh… Is what it is… Does he play tennis or what… I mean… Really? It’s based on a true story though… the story of green…

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Then we have a couple super cool posters for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes! Why didn’t these come out before the movie? I might have actually considered going to see it! lol… Very original and striking! Perhaps the movie studio said, hey, this made money we should do something cool for it… Sigh…
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And then this brings us to Drive the new Ryan Gosling film… Is Ryan Gosling in every movie coming out? It seems so… Well… In the first Drive poster, the French version Ryan looks like a gay hooker trying to pick up a john after an evening of bowling… Clearly the hammer is supposed to look intimidating, but dude, he’s in a shiny gold jacket, it’s hard to look intimidating in gold lame’… Just a tip…

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The second poster just feature Ryan Gosling and it’s a little more southern gay hooker… either way, Ryan Gosling looks like a gay hooker! There, I said it!

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And speaking of gay hookers, we have the French version of Warrior with Tom Hardy… This has nothing to do with gay hookers actually, I just needed a through line, and if I called Tom Hardy a gay hooker he would kill me. I have loved every poster for Warrior and this one is also pretty cool. I like the US one sheet better but this… It’s good!
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And for the final poster in our round up… The creepiest poster I’ve seen in a while… It’s We Need To Talk About Kevin… Goosebumps! Tilda Swinton, who I love, is freaking out in the background and judging by what I can only assume is Kevin… Yeah, you should have a chat about him, cause he’s going to kill every man woman and child! Talk! TALK ABOUT KEVIN! Have a chat, do it now!!!!!! lol… I do want to see this movie, I’m assuming it’s a comedy. lol…
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