Pop Culture Countdown! Aaron Sorkin Dates Courtney Love? Alexander Skarsgard Nude On The Toilet… In The Snow? Justin Timberlake Heads To Taco Bell? And More!

Hola PCC pals! This week’s column has it all: hot celebs, crazy politicians and a vampire on a toilet. I know, I know…the PCC is like your weekly “War and Peace.” I get it. And you’re welcome. Happy reading!

Pitch man


Forget Doritos Locos Tacos! Justin Timberlake going to Taco Bell after the People’s Choice Awards has never made me “Yo Quiero” the fast-food chain more.

Rumor mill


Well, just as many predicted (and by “many,” I mean “negative zero”), it’s being reported that Aaron Sorkin and Courtney Love are dating.

Yes, you read those names right. And yes, your head can now fully implode.

Wedded bliss


Lacey Chabert, star of “Party of Five” and “Mean Girls,” is a new bride. No confirmation on whether during the bouquet toss, she yelled “Fetch!”

Snow angel


“True Blood” star Alexander Skarsgård posed nude on a toilet after reaching the South Pole,…as one does, naturally.

Politico


Action star Steven Seagal says he is considering running for governor of Arizona in 2014 — which makes sense, given his vast experience in martial arts and freakish hairlines. Your move, Chuck Norris.

That’s all for this week…catch ya on the flip side!