Roseanne Star John Goodman Ignores Waiting Fans While Promoting Kevin Smith’s Red State! Douche!

You know, I’ve had a really good streak lately, I mean you know… I can’t complain, but when a celebrity is just down and out rue, it kind of pisses me off… I mean like… If there are seven people waiting for you, I think you can take 45 seconds and sign a few autographs… It’s not that hard, especially when it’s a B-Lister or someone who’s not a huge star…

So begins my journey with John Goodman… I really didn’t think much of it, I was like oh look John Goodman is doing a talk show, great! I love The Big Lebowski, and Roseanne, etc… Then I started hearing some really bad stories about how John is a jerk… I was like, well… let’s check it out… Sigh…

3:56 p.m. – I just arrived and there are only a few other people here, it’s an early taping so technically I should be home early as well…

4:13 p.m. – It’s so damn hot… I mean like it feels like fry an egg hot… Of course this could be because I’m not feeling that great, but I dunno…

4:23 p.m. – Someone is arriving, I’m not even sure who is on the show today besides John… I know Evanescence is playing, but I have already had the fortune of meeting Amy Lee, and got my picture disc signed. So… I don’t really need to meet her again… Not that I would mind it… But…

4:24 p.m. – Wow, I just realized I was babbling… Can you babble write? Hmmmmm…

4:25 p.m. – Oh, it’s Lake Bell… I actually really like her! She’s been great in smaller roles… I loved her in No Strings Attached.

4:45 p.m. – Well, still nothing… Sigh… I brought my Big Lebowski limited edition DVD set shaped like a bowling ball, my Big Lebowski mini poster, and my friend Scott’s Roseanne DVD set.

5:08 p.m. – Oh, wait…. Yep, there he is… It’s John Goodman…

Everyone starts yelling for him… Sigh… He just walks inside…

He did a sort of mild half wave, but that’s about it… Damn..

5:11 p.m. – Well… Since I’m starving, I’m going to get some food… Did I mention there are only seven people here? Did I? Grumble…

5:32 p.m. – I just had lovely Baja Fresh salsa! How much do I love the salsa… A lot!

5:35 p.m .- I’m back… There are a couple more people here now so there’s like eh… 10 people…

5:54 p.m. – It looks like something is happening. Uh…

5:56 p.m. – Oh, there he is… John Goodman is leaving…

Everyone is yelling for him, he’s… Dude, he won’t even wave…

He just makes a bee line right for the door and ignores everyone… Damn… A bunch of people run around to the door, and he just speeds off… Wow…

You know I’m not shocked but I am shocked… It’s just like really John Goodman? Really? It just shocks me because I know right now Johnny Depp is signing his life away at a premiere and John Goodman can’t walk 10 steps to greet a few fans…

I did get word that yes, Ms. Amy Lee from Evanescence did come over as expected…

Anyway, I’m going home, I’m a tad pissed… Ah well…

Until next time kids…