Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 7 Review And Recap! Beware of Young Girls!

Scream Queens: S01E07 “Beware of Young Girls”

This week opens with Chanel #2’s long overdue funeral. The glamorous viewing held by her Kappa sisters had everything but tears. Chanel’s heart clenching eulogy left everyone speechless. After cremating her body to shoot up into space, the rest of the Chanels attempts to console Chanel #1. They find her on the floor of her walk in closet moping around stuffing her mouth with chocolaty Little Morsels.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Chanel #5 suggests reaching out to the deceased Chanel #2 for closure using an Ouija board. The girls have a spiritual night in with cotton ball snacks. Chanel is still very hesitant, “What if Chanel #2 is getting Eiffel towered by Hitler and Satan?” I guess that’s a possibility now that Rodger and Dodger are partying down there. The girls take a crack at the board and start asking questions. Instead of getting closure, Chanel #2 raises havoc. She accuses Chad of cheating on Chanel.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Ariana Grande and Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Ariana Grande and Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Outraged by the news, Chanel storms off to prove the dead spirit wrong. She walks in to Chad’s room just to find him cuddling with a Billy goat. If you think she was hysterical before, she loses all her sense seeing him with a farm animal. Chad defends his new friend, “Her name is Randy. She is a non-human helper companion.” Unable to process all of it, Chanel breaks up with Chad; however, this forces Chad to come clean about his fury friend. He claims to be lactose intolerant and goat’s milk is his way of compensating to get the lactose free protein to maintain his hot bod. Fair enough.

SCREAM QUEENS: Jamie Lee Curtis in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Jamie Lee Curtis in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Meanwhile, Gigi is having her own night in cooking dinner. We still don’t know the accomplices of this pastel and bleached jean covered maniac. She is certainly not happy with the efficiency of her partner’s handy work. “We are murderers hell bent on revenge.” That’s one thing we know about her. Gigi switches back to her ditsy 90s girl mode as soon as Wes enters the kitchen.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Back at the Kappa house, the Chanels take another shot at the Ouija board; this time around to find out who has been terrorizing the campus. Chanel #2 accuses Chanel for being the murderer. Freaked out by this, the rest of the Chanels, led by Hester, decide to kill Chanel once and for all. They struggle to find the best way to go on about it, but finally agree on poisoning her by tampering with her Prunex.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

In a Prunex induced dream, Chanel ends up getting a visit from Chanel #2. She finally apologizes to Chanel since that’s her only means of getting through to heaven; “Despite what you heard, hell sucks. It’s not fun.” Oh yeah, and apparently Jesus broke in and stole all the dinosaurs. Anyway, they finally make up and Chanel gets the closure she needed. Chanel #2 warns her about the girls’ plan to murder her. Instead of beating them to the punch, Chanel #2 inspire her to be the bigger person and lead the girls as their true intended leader.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Ariana Grande and Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Ariana Grande and Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Chanel confronts her sisters about their plot to kill her. She was disappointed with their lack of competency. After apologizing to the girls, Chanel gives them a gift to unite them once again; Nancy Drew hats and enormous magnifying glasses. They are on a mission to find the true killer. Chanel accuses Grace and Zayday for being the devils behind the masks; an attempt to steal their hot boyfriends.

SCREAM QUEENS: Lea Michele in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Lea Michele in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Grace takes Gigi out shopping for a wardrobe upgrade. It’s time to hang those Zubaz pants. She tries to help her out and at the same time, attempts to find out her standing in regards to her dad. They didn’t leave things on a good note the last time they saw each other. Gigi and Grace are finally bonding and getting closer. Gigi uses this window to her advantage and drops Feather McCarthy’s name; a former student with a turbulent history with Dean Munsch. She clearly wants Grace and Pete to go after Dean Munsch.

SCREAM QUEENS: Ariana Grande in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Ariana Grande in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Feather McCarthy visits the Kappa house and explains everything to Pete and Grace; the drama between her, Dean Munsch and the husband who was Feather’s Beatles 101 professor. Not a huge shocker; Feather falls in love with Dean Munsch’s husband and she gets on Dean Munsch “To Do” list. After following Feather everywhere dressed exactly alike, Dean Munsch eventually got her kicked out of the Kappa house.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

After the divorce, Feather and Mr. Munsch moved in together. According to her, Dean Munch threatened her life by shocking her in the bathtub using transistor radio. Grace and Pete have been working on the story about her being behind all the attacks on campus and they finally got their first official source. Feather agrees to go on record.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Billie Lourd, Emma Roberts, Lea Michele and Abigail Breslin in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Billie Lourd, Emma Roberts, Lea Michele and Abigail Breslin in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Unfortunately, Feather comes home to a pretty bloody puzzle. Instead of running away, she follows the bloody instructions with a human touch. At the end of the trail, she finds Steven Munsch’s head in a fish tank. Surprise! Detective Chiselhurst arrests Dean Munsch for the murder of her ex-husband. Things get a bit awkward at first since she assumes all of it was just an act; foreplay to one of their escapades. Police officers come in catching her off guard. It might have not been the antics she expected, but she did get tied up pretty good.

SCREAM QUEENS: Ariana Grande in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Ariana Grande in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Just as Grace and Pete start celebrating their victory, Dean Munsch calls Grace from the mental institute requesting their presence. They walk into an unexpected view of Dean Munsch actually enjoying her time inside sketching evening gowns. She gives them a lot to think about and accuses Feather of all the killings. Dean Munsch strikes a deal with Grace and Pete; she agrees to tell them about the Kappa house baby in exchange for dirt on Feather McCarthy. They don’t walk away empty handed. The in-house “Picasso” hands them a lovely parting gift.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Emma Roberts in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Pete gets his hands on all the evidence from the Steven Munsch crime scene. They come across a half-eaten sandwich left at the scene. Since Dean Munsch can’t eat bologna sandwiches, they rule her out. How convenient; saved by a sandwich. Grace and Pete go after Feather’s DNA to look for a match. They steal Feather’s toothbrush and proves that she took a bite out of that sandwich. Just like that, Dean Munsch goes free.

SCREAM QUEENS: Glen Powell in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: Glen Powell in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

Accusing Feather still doesn’t sit well with Grace. Dean Munsch put those suspicions to bed by revealing Feather’s obsession with bologna. She holds on to the information about the Kappa house baby, but it won’t be too long before Grace gets to the bottom of that mystery. Feather ends up tied and isolated in a mental institute.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Lea Michele, Billie Lourd, Emma Roberts and Abigail Breslin in the "Beware Of Young Girls" episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

SCREAM QUEENS: L-R: Lea Michele, Billie Lourd, Emma Roberts and Abigail Breslin in the “Beware Of Young Girls” episode of SCREAM QUEENS airing Tuesday, Nov. 3 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2015 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Patti Perret/FOX.

At the end, we are left with the dreadful truth behind Steven Munsch’s murder. Yup, it sure was Dean Munsch all along. She set Feather up and got away. Well, at least for now. The mysteries are far from being solved, but let’s hope we’ll get some answers soon.

Until next week, keep on screaming!

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