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You know, just like Suddenly Susan, Pinky is having a hell of a time meeting one of the nicest guys in Hollywood… Mr. Taylor Kitsch! She has tried for him several times! Out of those several times other people have gotten him! Including me! And yet… The

Wow, you know I used to make Michigan jokes about the weather all the time, like you know when you’re in Michigan when you have to bring shorts, a jacket, a winter coat, and boots with you on a hike… Today, I’m making those same jokes about