oh god Archive

My mother said to me, “Why are you going out for Eva Longoria? Don’t you have her already?” To which I replied, “Um yeah, but did you see the new Desperate Housewives poster?” Hello! I know it’s totally an addiction. But since it’s the final season, and

Ah kids films… They are like… a blister on my butt… lol… No, I’m kidding, but they do leave a bad taste in my mouth sometimes… I mean really… Yogi Bear? Really? It was just so bad…. And I mean like epic bad… And people say, “Oh,