And no I don’t think that was melodramatic at all! Why dear Jesus why? Is the world ending? Is armageddon really coming, because let me tell you sometimes it certainly feels like it. There were rumblings of an Adventures in Babysitting remake. I threw up just a little when I heard that. Then I heard they were remaking Clue: The Movie. Some small part of me died inside. And now Soapdish! The little cult classic that could! Seriously! WHY!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y!Y When you have a cast that includes Robert Downey Jr., Elizabeth Shue, Kevin Kline, Sally Field, Whoopie Goldberg, and more why mess with it! Leave it alone! Soapdish is one of my favorite little gems of joy and now it’s getting remade? Seriously, I know there are good scripts and ideas out there, I know there are, why rape my youth? I’ll say this once, and that’s it. It anyone touches Troop Beverly Hills it’s on bitch! It’s on!
Take a look after the jump for some classic movie poster art for films that should never be remade!