A Million Ways to Die in the West Premiere! Seth MacFarlane! Amanda Seyfried! Disses From Charlize Theron! Autographs! And More!

Billy’s spot is pretty far away, but I found a spot at the end of the barricade with Megan and Janna, and Billy Beer the Badger made it over there as well. So, we seem to be in a good position, but Lord knows. If Charlize Theron does come over, I bet she signs about seven. lol.

Scotty the Music Man just arrived and we’re all just sweltering together. Seriously, sweltering. Scotty has my Ted poster because he doesn’t have anything for Seth MacFarlane. I have my Ted bear that I really want signed, and a Veronica Mars season one poster for Amanda Seyfried.

It’s insanely hot. Billy Beer’s beard is sweating off.

It looks like things are starting up, but honestly everything is really bare, I mean... I think the heat is getting to everyone.

Oh, there’s an arrival, Evan Jones is here. He is really nice and comes on over. 8x10 photos go everywhere.

Evan Jones is signing his life away. Super cool guy.

The next arrival is Alex Borstein. She comes over but doesn’t sign all that much and doesn’t get near our section. Ah well...

And now it’s just pulse pounding excitement. Seriously... Excitement. So exciting, so so so exciting. Lots of drops, no stars. Cars come and go, and no one anyone cares about.

Oh, there’s Sarah Silverman and Michael Sheen. I forgot my Wreck-It Ralph blu-ray! Doh! Sarah comes right on over and Billy fumbles with a board overstuff with photos so I help him get his mini poster signed.

Sarah Silverman is very sweet, and signs my poster as I thank her. Michael Sheen is really cool as well, I don’t have anything for him but I told him how much I’m enjoying Masters of Sex.

And we wait again...

Oh, here comes Amanda Seyfried. She looks like she’s not going to come over and we keep yelling so finally she comes across in the middle. She looks like she’s hating every second of it though.

I have my Veronica Mars mini poster out and I ask her to switch to silver and she was really nice to me and does it. I also asked her to personalize it, and she took the time to do it, and picked a really good spot to sign. God bless her.

And then Charlize Theron drops right after. Yelling, chanting, not even a wave. Seriously, What the hell. Let me just tell you, this would have been the easiest set up for her to sign, were halfway in the street, no traffic, and I know Charlize Theron is not nice to fans, but I’ve seen her do it, and nothing. What an ice princess.

Then Seth MacFarlane drops. He is handed a black pen and comes right on over. He signs Billy’s poster and then the box of my Ted bear, which is cool.

He then goes down the line and signs quite a bit. Scotty got my Ted poster signed as well which is cool. He signed that one really nice.

Giovanni Ribisi is here and comes on over. He signs like seven or eight and then that’s it. Damn...

And that... Is pretty much that. The stench of body odor is so palatable i thought I was at comic con.

I mean, wow... hot, stinky and getting dissed by Charlize Theron... Welcome to Thursday night in Los Angeles.

Until next time kids...