Ben Affleck Disses Fans While Promoting His Newest Movie!

Christmas time… A time when the trees go up, the stockings get hung, and I head out to try and get Ben Affleck to sign my Forces of Nature poster… Yeah, that’s right; this is what the holidays mean to me. Lol… Ah well… such is life right. Ben Affleck is promoting his new flick Company Men, I think… or is it still The Town… no matter, he’s here and I need to get him! Also on the show today is Nicki Minaj… Who, I have a photo for, but I’m not dying to meet.

4:01 p.m. – I just arrived, and I’m not lying… I saw a woman pushing a stroller with two dogs in it. Now come on… that’s a tad stupid people… The child was walking and the dogs were getting pushed… Let’s dial it back a tad bit.

4:12 p.m. – Holy Crap! There are like… 30 people here… damn… I didn’t know that Nicki Minaj was so popular… I knew she was popular… but not that popular, you know like new popular… I’m tired what can I say…

4:32 p.m. – It’s so cold; I can feel my blood starting to crystallize… This is not an exaggeration, it really is. I feel my joints starting to freeze. All true.

4:44 p.m. – I brought my Forces of Nature mini poster with me… Now I know what you’re going to say, you’re going to say Forces of Nature sucks… I however love it. I love Sandra Bullock… Forces of Nature is a guilty pleasure of mine… Where on earth can you suspend disbelief when someone like Sandra Bullock quotes a books dust jacket? You can’t make that shit up!

5:01 p.m. – Oh yeah, this is damn cold. It’s like being trapped in a wind tunnel. Ugh…

5:22 p.m. – I heard that Nicki Minaj is already in, and said she would come out and sign after sound check. However, sound check already happened… and it’s after 5:00 p.m. So that seems highly doubtful.

5:31 p.m. – its Christmas so I’m hoping that Ben Affleck will feel generous and sign. Sigh, I was here a couple years ago for him and he didn’t sign then either… sigh…

5:44 p.m. – No one I really talk with is around me, so I’m a tad bored… Brick breaker is my friend today. Lol…

5:50 p.m. – Ohhhhhh Something is happening… I think … Yep, Ben Affleck is coming in. Please please come over now… It’s so cold.

5:51 p.m. – Everyone is yelling for him to come over… He waves…

5:51 p.m. – He also motions that he will come over after… Okay… well at least he’ll do it afterwards… 99% of the time when someone says that they will come over they do… and considering it’s freezing out… I think he’ll do it.

6:02 p.m. – God, I wish I could go home… sigh…

6:14 p.m. – There are like 20 more people behind me now… sigh… Damn… This sucks…

6:25 p.m. – I think my bladder just froze… I mean… It’s so cold its literally freezing my bladder…

6:55 p.m. – Ugh… God, I hope the show starts soon… Then Ben Affleck can come out and I can eat and go home.

7:22 p.m. – Nope, still nothing… This is just torture really. I mean I’m actually shaking it’s so cold…

7:39 p.m. – A large truck just pulled down the ally… If it stops… we’re screwed…

7:41 p.m. – It didn’t stop; it kept going… whoo hoo… Thank God for small favors…

7:48 p.m. – Come on now… Anytime… Any… time…

7:55 p.m. – Okay, here it comes… A crap load of people are leaving… Everyone is yelling for Ben… And… Dude, he’s totally dissing everyone. He didn’t even look over… he didn’t wave nothing. What the fuck! He just walked out; even though he motioned that he would come over after. I mean there are like 50 people here waiting for Ben Affleck because he said he would do it, and they’ve been standing here freezing their asses off with me. What a douche. You know, if you’re not going to do it. Fine… I get it, no one is owed anything, but when you motion that you are going to come over and greet your fans and then just diss everyone like that. It’s just plain rude. Here’s coal in your stocking Ben Affleck… Coal… oh yeah, I went there…