Box Office Breakdown! Transformers Biggest Opening Of The Year! Maleficent Crosses 200 Million! And More!
Well slap my ears with jelly and bury me in an ant farm. Michael Bay’s fourth shit stain, I mean installment, of Transformers opened with $100 million, beating Captain America for the biggest opening of 2014 by $5 million! But with a budget of $210 million, this monster will need some box office legs.
22 Jump Street hit its mark, holding at number two with $15.4 million and a domestic total of $140 million.
How to Train Your Dragon 2 held onto the number three spot with $13 million. Its worldwide total has now soared to $228 million.
Think Like a Man Too took a tumble down to the number four spot with $10.4 million. With a domestic total of $48 million and a budget of just $24 million, Think like a Man Three, Again, Also, etc. should hit theatres soon.
Maleficent showed some girl power, holding at number five with $8.2 million. After five weeks, this magical hit has conjured up $585 million worldwide.
Jersey Boys hit a sour note, falling to number six in its second week of release with just $7.6 million. With a bloated $40 million budget, this stinker needs the Mob’s help to save it.
Edge of Tomorrow fell to number seven with $5.2 million. Live. Die. Lose Ticket Sales. Repeat.
The Fault in our Stars still shimmered at number eight with $4.8 million and a worldwide gross of $195 million. Go teen heartbreakers.
X-Men: Days of Future Past clung to the top ten at number nine with $3.3 million. The cast should start hitting the gym now for the next mega installment.
Rounding out the top ten was Chef, the Indie flick with heart and stamina. This crowd pleasure mixed in another $1.6 million to its $19.4 million domestic total recipe.
Check out the full box office report below:
1 Transformers: Age of Extinction $100,000,000 $100,000,000
2 22 Jump Street $15,400,000 $139,837,000
3 How to Train Your Dragon 2 $13,100,000 $121,815,000
4 Think Like a Man Too $10,400,000 $48,168,000
5 Maleficent $8,237,000 $201,871,000
6 Jersey Boys $7,610,000 $27,342,000
7 Edge of Tomorrow $5,210,000 $84,155,000
8 The Fault in our Stars $4,800,000 $109,545,000
9 X-Men: Days of Future Past $3,300,000 $223,393,000
10 Chef $1,654,000 $19,410,000
Next week is anyone’s game. Tammy, a comedy written by and starring Melissa McCarthy hits theatres against the Eric Bana horror flick Deliver Us from Evil and the children’s whimsical tale Earth to Echo.
I’d like to see Eric take the win because he’s so darn cool. McCarthy is on a winning streak, but this comedy is rated R. Still, a holiday weekend family film could take the win. Unfortunately, I think Transformers will hold the top spot for one more week. Tune in to see if I’m right.
Until then, happy movie going.
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Whoa, sexy fangirl got the obvious right. Marky Mark is one hottie. Look at those arms, damn. Good job girl. Are you going to cmic con?
Thank Ryan B!
Hells yes, I’m on off to SDCC in just a few weeks. Someone needs to keep it sexy down there 🙂
Oh Susan,
Time is short and we must proceed, proceed into the ether of our lives, to vanquish foes and dance among those without rhythm. Oh… There’s so much to talk about and your current victory really is of no importance the grand scheme of our existence. So much rests on the shoulders of the comrades you call muchacas.
Now Susan.. so much is happening, there’s barely time to speak and stop dancing as violently as I would like. Your quest is happening soon and I can’t dance enough. I know I don’t have to kill the chicken for you, but the bohunk… I killed the chicken for him. But good news, this time I could eat it. I couldn’t cook it as I had to ingest the essence of the chicken to ensure victory.
Susan, I know you’re asking why, but after talking to the seer she said, that the bohunk needs to do well for the full quest and the bohunk does not like the dawn, so extra help will be good. Victory is ensured.
For you Susan, made a mud pile with gerber, weeds, sea salt, manure, coriander seed and chewed it up. Then I planted a flower in it. The flower died! YAY! The flower took all the bad out and ensures victory, see Susan, you are the mud!
I know what you would say Susan, “WANDA! chew that dirt and make this quest go well. Goodness, you are your shenanigans!” I’m chewing Susan, I’m chewing. I made a mud pile for the bohunk as well.
So much has happened Susan. The seer ran to my house in a panic about your quest. She said the sweaty sweater oxen and the one who speaks with Moths are enjoying the lovers embrace. This could affect the quest as the Mothly one could miss the sweat and be sad. Do not fear. The seer said it could be in one of seven different dimensions, so all hope is not lost. I know what you’re thinking after the Frenchman and his sweaty armpit hair who wants to travel to another dimension, I’m with you.
Now Susan, I don’t want you to be upset, but I couldn’t do as many songs for you this week. The seer started to charge me and so to work off all the seers mystic properties, I’m working for her in the field. I have to stand under the dirt shoot and every time I try and sing…
Suddenly… Suddenly… Suddenly Susan is-
My mouth gets covered in dirt and I choke.
I did write a new song and the villagers seem to love it.
Now, it’s for the bohunk, I know, I know… You’re already jealous. But Susan, I call it a mashup. A mashup is when you put two songs together to make a pop hit. It’s a good thing Susan, I know you don’t understand, but I’m the creative one.
Here we go…
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
We love the Bohunk, watch him shake, shake it shake it shake it shake
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
Why does the bohunk laugh, why does the bohunk sit, why does the bohunk love?
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
Why does the bohunk sing, why does the ring, why does the bohunk smell grass?
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
Suddenly… Suddenly… Suddenly Susan is here!
Suddenly… Suddenly… Suddenly Susan is real!
Suddenly… Suddenly… Suddenly Susan is dancing!
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
We love the Bohunk! Breakdown!
Minstrel play!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, break it down minstrel!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, takedown!
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, go minstrel!
That proceeds for 31.5 minutes.
With interludes of wow minstrel, sing it minstrel, and go minstrel go!
And then were done…
Just kidding! I fooled you!
It goes… again.
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
It’s the Bohunk Shake, so shake, shake it bohunk shake
and we of course go on for another 15 minutes.
Susan, I must now leave. Jessup needs to be pleasured. Sadly, he expels cabbage gas as I pleasure him. I know what you would say Susan, “plug it up Wanda! Plug… it… up!” The smell lingers in my follicles but that’s a small price to pay for room and bored.
I must now go. Please Susan, let me know how you like the song. We will all be chanting it in unison in the town square for a successful quest. I must know, I MUST!
HELP ME SUDDENLY SUSAN! HELP ME!
What will I ever do without you!
My disease is spreading, time may be short.
Toodles and toshes!
Oh Wanda,
While I have never written, it feels as though the soul is connected as one once again. It is I… One of sweaters and laughs…
The sweaty ox brow calls for you! Time is short. I have danced merrily for a week. Singing in the rain… Chanting. Happy again! Chanting. Happy again!
We must go! On our way! We must! We must! I can’t help to say we are family! The horror is coming! Tis coming!
From the aisles of galilee to the seas of york, I see the dangers that Susan is encountering. The mediums have warned me of the quest as well. For that I stay! My need to weep continues!
Pick the fruits of your scabs for strength! They will ooze! Ooze and Ooze will flow! Don’t be frightened. The worry must not plague your face or mind.
The quest will be fine for those who make it. Their spirit animals will fly them to safety. For the dreaded moth will reach despair and demise at the sight of one they call Albatross.
Bohunk! OH BOHUNK! His success will spawn from shaving hand outs. They will call him! And he will fly to them! Razors! And smelly supple liquids! For money will flow! The moth will shave his exteriors and less bunyan to comparisons!
I must go now! I leave you with a song as well…
Mmm! Mmm, mmm, mmm
Oooh-OOOH!
Shake ya ass, but watch yourself
Shake ya ass, show me what you workin with
I’m effervesecet and I’m off that crescent
Walk in, the place
They know, my face
Billion-aire boys, ice cream dripping ‘cross the floor
Big house, garage, bentleys, ferrar
Wanna go before I say Wanda!
Wanda – the mashup song is sure to be a hit! Too bad you killed a chicken, but at least you ate it. Thanks for my mud pie plant too!
I’m not sure how I feel about you doing all these things for other MTF members. Weren’t we soul mates? Sisters across the seas? I suppose it’s fine. Thanks for the well wishes.
Ack! Ack! Ack!
Oh Susan, I would never leave you, nor could I ever break the bond that ties us together. We are sisters in arms from across the seas, the lands, will never keep us apart.
The bohunk is your comrade. You be nice to him! But Susan a love like ours is like the best phosphorous ice cream, silky, smooth and creamy with small nuggets of goodness. I must get to working on a song for you, a new one to lift you up.
You’ll see the goodness, the smooth and joyous goodness.
For the sweaty one, I know you’re being silly. I don’t like it. I am not to be made fun of. I am Wanda and only extol the virtues of Suddenly Susan and a little for the bohunk. I see your colors are dark.
Beware mothly one, avoid the sweat.
Hey Wassup.
The Bohunk here, and I have to tell you Wanda, thanks for all your work to ensure a valiant quest. That’s pretty rad. I even got a song. Anything to make the quest successful. Last year we had a great time even though Suddenly Susan was lost among the ruins of SDCC. So Wanda, you need to be specific in your killing of chickens (only for eating) and planting muddies.
Make sure and do it for the signing quests. that’s important.
The friendly bohunk
Wanda,
The Sweaty Sweater Ox stores his multiple Sweaty Sweaters of the same color fur in a dungeon made completely out of 8×12 images that have gone unfulfilled. He has hidden Poisonous balls inside to keep The Mothly One away. I can not go anywhere near the Sweaty Sweater Ox because the sweaty sweaters he rubs his poisonous balls on could weaken my powers with disgust, and I need to be full strength to protect The Suddenly Susan! For the Bohunk often strays away on his own conquests without The Mothly One and Suddenly Susan because he feels he is The Almighty!