Box Office Breakdown! How To Train Your Dragon Soars! Isn’t It Romantic… Isn’t! Madea’s Funeral Gets A Closed Casket! And More!
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World burned the competition, holding at number one with $30 million.
Tyler Perry’s A Madea Family Funeral was in mourning, opening at number two with $27 million.
Alita: Battle Angel stayed animated at number three with $7 million.
The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part was assembled at number four with $6.6 million.
Green Book shot up to number five thanks to its Best Picture win with $4.7 million.
Fighting with My Family wrestled the number six spot with $4.69 million.
Isn’t It Romantic was heart broken at number seven with $4.64 million.
Greta was held captive, opening with just $4.5 million at number eight.
What Men Want was pretty needy at number nine with $2.7 million.
Rounding out the top ten was Happy Death Day 2U with $2.5 million.
Check out the full box office chart below:
1 | How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World | Uni. | $30,046,000 | $97,696,275 |
2 | Tyler Perry’s A Madea Family Funeral | LGF | $27,050,000 | $27,050,000 |
3 | Alita: Battle Angel | Fox | $7,000,000 | $72,231,308 |
4 | The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part | WB | $6,615,000 | $91,670,040 |
5 | Green Book | Uni. | $4,711,000 | $75,920,611 |
6 | Fighting with My Family | MGM | $4,691,284 | $14,945,905 |
7 | Isn’t It Romantic | WB (NL) | $4,645,000 | $40,299,003 |
8 | Greta | Focus | $4,585,000 | $4,585,000 |
9 | What Men Want | Par. | $2,700,000 | $49,641,004 |
10 | Happy Death Day 2U | Uni. | $2,516,000 | $25,282,610 |
Next week it’s a safe bet that Marvel Studios Captain Marvel with soar into the top spot, but just how much is it set to make? I’m guessing in the area of $140 million. Tune in to see if I’m right.
Until then, happy movie going!
Recommended viewing: Reign of Fire
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Susan… Is alive?
Wait… Now, I thought Susan was dead. Now she’s fine and alive. I think someone has some explaining to do.
SUSAN! I’m glad you’re not dead and decaying in a ditch. Mom was so worried she ate her body weight in Lay’s chips. I got to lick the crumbs so that was yummy. Don’t die again.
Man, cool Susans not dead, like the babies we abort everyday.
whoa, no susan. Who’s taking over for you now that you’re dead.
How to train your dragon is a bonafide hit! YAY!
Hi Susan, glad you’re feeling ship shape. Whew. The illness gets to the best of us. I hope you and you’re LGBT girlfriend are right as rain.
Oh Susan,
Time is short and even though we look at the minutes of our lives as seconds in the clock of desire we must succumb to the whims of the whispering willow. Oh, how I desperately wish to suckle the very nubs of your neck and wish you good tidings and tallyho’ but there is seriousness afoot and we must not wait any longer to discuss. If we wait, we continue to upset the inevitable apple cart and then will trickle down to the very dark doldrums of our society.
It’s a dark time Susan, which is why I decided to leave my husband, my big city career and seek you out. Your recent tussle on death’s door has made me nervous that our time together will never come or be too brief, so I am tossing caution to the wind. I will be at your doorstep momentarily in the big apple. I will knock on every door and say, “Hello, are you Suddenly Susan?” and they will say, “But no. I know her, the warrior princess with the heart of a lion and the smell of cheese?” And we will meet to forever live together in harmony and love.
We will habitate and I will look over and say, “Hi Susan.” and you will say, “Hi Wanda” and we’ll invite the bohunk to come over and we’ll all laugh and join in a circle and do a dance. I’ve already designed it but to share will change the course of the world so I must not. THE MINSTREL is not allowed to come in our circle, or the colorful one. The bushy one can come only if he brings snacks and sits in the corner and feeds his face and says nothing. That’s what he’s good for.
Susan, the reality is seeping over my soul and I’m in agony thinking of you leaving this mortal plane and us not realizing our sexual desires and pleasures. It’s a shame and sadness. A wise man once said, “It’s a shame that you do not realize your sexual desires” and I think I agree. Oh Susan, sadness fills our souls.
I know what you would say, “Wanda come here and bath my feet in milk and dip my toes in the honey of our lost love.” I know Susan, I know. I will support you by taking many gentleman callers and allowing them to have their way with me. It’s gotten me far in the corporate world, to a big office in the sky. But now, I must save you from the horrible apes and black ants that want to devour the very goodness in your life.
I will lick the sweaty armpit hair of the frenchman and travel to you. I can do it now, I’m doing it, I’m doing it, I’m doing it, I’m doing it, I’m doing it…. and I’m done. I will see you soon. I have killed a chicken for good luck. I know you went on a journey and will be going on one soon, so say it with me, “journey’s are love, journey’s are good. Yay, yay, Suddenly Susan and the bohunk.”
Now Susan, since time is so short, a bit of housekeeping. My second marriage is done, I think he died because he turned blue and I sat on him while watching the flicker box. Father said I’m good for nothing and wants me to turn the cabbage gas man on. I said no.
I found friend Siebert and he forgives me for servicing his father but he caught me servicing his younger brother now and is quite chuffed but I offered him my poncho so I think he’s good to go.
The medicine woman said my tree named Suddenly Susan is doing well and sprouting lots of pollen. Yay for that.
I know you’re a failure in the corporate world Susan that’s why I’m here. To mend your broken path. I will see you soon.
Toodles and toshes
What is happening with that mess? We don’t talk like that in Arkansas. Crazy libitards.
Ummmm we’re all off the rails here. Who the fuck is the bohunk?
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THOR
I’m confused… by so much.
I don’t know why y’all thought I was sick. I put in my previous post that I would be out on vacation and Mike would be covering for me. Plus the box office breakdown was posted last week but a day late because Mike was on vacation. Thanks for the well wishes anyway.
Thanks for the well wishes but I don’t know why y’all thought I was deathly ill. I posted previously that I would be away on vacation and Mike would be covering for me. There was a box office breakdown last week but it was a day late because Mike was on vacation. All is well. I’m super healthy. Peace and love.