Burlesque World Premiere with Christina Aguilera and Cher!

Burlesque World premiere chinese theatre cher christina Aguilera Signing autographBurlesque, the only movie that can categorically be called the gateway to gay heaven. The film that brings together two of the gayest icons of all time, Cher, and Christina Aguilera. Ah, good times. Personally, I can’t wait for Burlesque, it will either be amazing or it will be Showgirls bad. Either way I win. Showgirls is one of my favorite movies, and at least the soundtrack will be amazing. No one has pipes like Christina Aguilera! So, Armed with my Burlesque mini poster, I’m off!

1:59 p.m. – I just arrived and I’m a little shocked to report that there isn’t a ton of people here.

2:04 p.m. – Oh Lord, about 20 people just came out of the woodwork. Wow, I’m trying to save a spot for Erica and Scotty who are coming later on. I think we have good position, but you just never know…

2:17 p.m. – They are erecting… heh… I just said erected… A giant Burlesque sign that glows. Lol… Well, it lights up, just like in the poster but larger and in real life. It’s literally gigantic.
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2:34 p.m. – Frank is here, and he’s wearing… well… he’s wearing a Cher concert T. I admire the passion and dedication, I really do… but… It’s a singular passion… lol…
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2:49 p.m. – They are not closing down a lot of the traffic on Hollywood Blvd. This sucks! I was hoping that they would at least close down half the street… sigh…

3:21 p.m. – It’s a tad chilly… It is November after all, but you know… it’s California so you think; hey it should always be sunny… ah well…

3:34 p.m. – I really hope Christina Aguilera comes over, I think that Cher would I’ve heard she’s really nice, but I don’t know about Christina… I keep wanting to write Xtina, is that wrong?

3:54 p.m. – Scotty just arrived. He was two heads… lol… I mean he has a promo Christina Aguilera head on a stick… apparently they gave them out to promote the movie. Lol… Well… if a head on a stick is what it takes to get the word out, I say go for it. He has a Cher head as well.
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4:01 p.m. – I have seen many things in my life, but a Cher head on a stick… I have never seen that until today.

4:11 p.m. – I just got a txt that Erica is on her way…

4:15 p.m. – I wonder if she has a Cher head on a stick?

4:22 p.m. – A man, I swear he looks homeless is in the middle of Hollywood blvd. I think he’s taking pictures of the crowd. Why is he standing in the middle of the street? Random.

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4:43 p.m. – Everything is filling up now… I hope Ms. Erica sassy pants gets here soon… There’s a fight a brewin’ a few people down with some supposed Cher fans… Again, something I never thought I would say, “There’s a fight a brewin’ with some Cher fans.” There are not a lot of occasions to use that sentence and I for one am glad that I got to use it today.
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4:54 p.m. – A giant truck has been blocking the Burlesque sign for a while now. He needs to move so I can get the full Burlesque experience…
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5:05 p.m. – Some people here have heard the soundtrack and say that Christina Aguilera rocks it. I’m not shocked. I actually liked a lot of Bionic I know a lot of people didn’t but Not Myself Tonight is an amazing song. And Woohoo is great… A lot of the album is good.

5:16 p.m. – Back to Basics is better in my humble opinion but you know… I like it all… And Cher…Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves… Hello! I love that song… “Gypsies, tramps and thieves we’d hear it from the people of the town. They’d call us gypsies, tramps and thieves…”

5:22 p.m. – Dammit, now that song is stuck in my head…

5:26 p.m. – “But every night all the men would come around
and lay their money down…”

5:33 p.m. – Erica is here. Now we are deciding where to stand. There’s a spot, or a place to stand near the carpet, but I just don’t know. After Love and Other Drugs didn’t pan out, I’m just nervous now… This is a big one for me… It’s Burlesque for God Sakes!

5:43 p.m. – Oh! Oh! The truck moved… We can now see the Burlesque sign in all its glory! Wow… It’s pink! It is the gateway to gay heaven!
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5:58 p.m. – The press is filing into their pens… Anytime… now… yay…
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6:03 p.m. – It’s really cold out now…

6:11 p.m. – Scotty has his Christina Aguilera at the ready. Lol… I have my burlesque poster and also a couple of the brilliant prints that Christina Aguilera did for Rolling Stone. I love them.

6:18 p.m. – Scotty is now drawing arrows to Christina Aguilera’s face to show her where to sign. Lol… Now he has a Christina Aguilera head on a stick taped to a board with arrows pointing to her face…. God love him.
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6:29 p.m. – Ohhhh a bunch of random people are starting to arrive… Yay!

6:33 p.m. – I know Cher will be last, I mean she is the diva, the diva legend… That’s more accurate… I figure Christina Aguilera will be sort of towards the end.

6:39 p.m. – I’m getting really excited now… Everyone standing on the other side of the street where we were debating about standing are now stuck behind another barricade so we picked the right place. Scotty is breathing a sigh of relief.

6:44 p.m. – We see some people we think are preparing for Christina’s Arrival… Oh God… Oh GOD! They are pointing this way. I think that they are signaling that Christina is going to cross and sign. Oh Lord, my blood is pumping…

6:56 p.m. – A large car is pulling up, that has to be her…

7:01 p.m. – There she is! She looks amazing, and has a beautiful green dress on. The crowd is going insane! She is coming across… Oh Lord, here is comes…
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7:03 p.m. – Christina is crossing at the cross walk, and the crowd is really going crazy.

7:04 p.m. – Everyone is pushing and shoving to get their things signed. She is signing a lot!
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7:05 p.m. – She’s coming closer. I have the Burlesque poster out, because that’s what I want signed first, and then the Rolling Stones prints…
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7:06 p.m. – Okay, Christina is like, right next to us. Everyone is throwing their things on top of us. I asked Christina Aguilera to sign the Burlesque poster and she does. Then I grab my Print and I get her on that as well…
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7:07 p.m. – I’m so excited! Scotty and Erica got their stuff signed, and Christina laughed when she saw his head on a stick on a board with arrows… lol…
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7:08 p.m. – We are all so happy! Whoo Hoo!
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7:11 p.m. – Christina signed for pretty much the entire barricade. Then she crossed when she got to the end… I’m so shocked she signed that much! I’m so impressed with her.

7:12 p.m. – Ummm… Will Ferrell just arrived. Now, he’s the last person I thought would be at the Burlesque premiere.
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7:14 p.m. – Will Ferrell is crossing the street… He won’t cross at his own premieres but he’s going to cross now… What a jackass… I’m hiding my crap cause I know what he’s going to do… He’s going to sign whatever he sees…
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7:16 p.m. – He’s right here… and I have all my crap hidden… but Scotty has his Cher head out… Sure enough Will Ferrell signs the Cher head. Scotty yells at him, and says,”No! That’s for Cher!” Will says, “Oh sorry.” And continues down the barricade…
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7:18 p.m. – Now Will Ferrell is running across the street and he runs around the building…

7:20 p.m. – The strangest man…

7:25 p.m. – Debi Mazar just showed up… That’s makes sense for some reason.
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7:26 p.m. – No Cher yet…

7:33 p.m. – This is her premiere, and yet she isn’t showing up… What the hell!

7:39 p.m. – Oh, there’s a car… It’s her! It’s Cher… I never thought I would care so much about Cher, but I need her now on my Burlesque poster… and she is a legend, and I did see her “final show ever” and I really need to stop talking now…

7:41 p.m. – Cher is getting out of the car. Everyone is screaming for her. The security is talking to her…
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7:43 p.m. – Cher is looking at the crowd, and kind of looks at everyone… Then she starts to come over. We all whip our stuff out so excited, and then…
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7:45 p.m. – She doesn’t come our way, she walks the other way, and then all she does is wave.
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Now, I know she’s a legend and all, but to come over and then not sign and just wave… come on… I’m really disappointed with her. She doesn’t have to do it, I get that, but when you’re put in a six hour day the least she can do is scribble her name down, and no she didn’t make me put in a six hour day, but… I’m just disappointed. That’s the long and the short of it. Ah well… and that’s all she wrote… lol… Thankfully, Christina came over and I got a couple really cool things from her, which makes me really happy. Disappointed with Cher though… and what the hell is up with Will Ferrell?
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