Christina Aguilera Signs Autographs For Fans Before Taping A Special Episode Of Extra! But… Not For Me! Sadness…

Sigh, days like this… I’m off for one of my favorites Ms. Christina Aguilera. I know… I just was able to get her to sign something before, but I’m a huge fan and I have a couple magazines that I’ve been holding on to forever! Sigh… So, I’m off to this event, I’m not really sure what it is, but I heard Christina Aguilera was supposed to sing, and then have some contest. Anyway, Lindsay from Iamnotastalker.com is coming and I just we’ll see what happens! Sigh…..

4:22 p.m. – I just got here, and damn there are a lot of people. I don’t think Lindsay is here yet. I wanted to get here earlier but traffic… ugh…

4:32 p.m. – I’m like second row, but this girl keeps trying to get in front of me, and I don’t know why? I mean she’s next to me, about 5’6 and is standing behind a guy who’s like 5’5 and I’m standing behind a guy who is like at least six foot, so why in God’s name would you want to stand behind someone who is taller than you are? Random?

4:39 p.m. – The signs say that Christina Aguilera is supposed to arrive at 4:30 p.m. but I saw it advertised at 5:00 p.m. so who knows… I see they gave out a bunch of CD’s but are out of them… sigh… Ah well, no swag for me…

4:42 p.m. – Oh, I see Lindsay! She’s here with her husband! I know she wants a picture with Christina Aguilera but… I didn’t expect this kind of madness… I don’t know why I didn’t… I mean… I probably should have… lol…

4:46 p.m. – A couple people are now trying to move the carpet background at the last minute… Why… why would you do that? Sigh…

4:51 p.m. – I have this shirtless Abercrombie and Fitch model hanging out in the background of every photo I’m taking, it’s pretty funny… at least to me… lol… Oh, the sun is getting to me…

4:56 p.m. – Oh, now they put a photographer in front of me… great…

5:04 p.m. – There’s a car, yep, it’s definitely Christina Aguilera!

She’s getting out and posing for photos on the carpet… and then coming over to the crowd to sign. I have my Rolling Stone magazine out and I’m waiting… she is doing both sides really quick…

5:06 p.m. – She’s on my side now and I ask her to sign the Rolling Stone, and she looks at me and ignores me! What! So, I asked again, probably a tad more desperate, and she looks at me again and still doesn’t sign it! Sigh…

5:08 p.m. – Now, she’s far down the line and there are just too many people ugh…

5:11 p.m. – As far as I could tell she was only signing the cd’s that they passed out. Which blows…

5:13 p.m. – So, the show has started… and I can’t even hear anything… great… Lindsay didn’t get her picture either… ah well… Maybe on the way out…

5:17 p.m. – they are bringing in some other people who I have no idea who they are… I think one of them is Frenchie from American Idol?

5:32 p.m. – Oh, it looks like the event is over… Christina is leaving… She is signing stuff off the stage, oh now she’s signing everything and anything… dammit!

5:34 p.m. – She’s coming our way but makes a bee line straight to car. Sigh… ah well… I mean I can’t blame her, she signed a lot, and I just was in the wrong spot! Great now I’m rhyming like Dr. Seuss! There will be another time… Sigh… What can you do right?