Desperate Housewives Star Ms. Eva Longoria Stops To Sign Autographs For Fans! Kiss Them Goodbye!

My mother said to me, “Why are you going out for Eva Longoria? Don’t you have her already?” To which I replied, “Um yeah, but did you see the new Desperate Housewives poster?” Hello! I know it’s totally an addiction. But since it’s the final season, and I have the season one poster finished, I figured I need to get the final season finished sort of a bookend you know…

That’s what I’m telling myself… That’s my excuse for waiting here… lol… Eva Longoria is promoting the final season of Desperate Housewives at a talk show… And away I go!

5:04 p.m. – I just arrived and there are about 10 people here. CB saved me a spot but I figured there wouldn’t be that many people here. Eva Longoria is out a lot and is probably the easiest Housewife to get… With Marcia Cross being the hardest…

5:24 p.m. – I’ve had kind of a crappy day so, it’s best if I’m out and not annoying my friends and family with phone calls… Trust me on that…

5:36 p.m. – I’m really hoping that Eva Longoria signs on the way in. I have a few other Desperate Housewives posters as well… But usually Eva is a one per person so I’m not expecting much…

6:04 p.m. – Wow, she’s not here yet… Sigh… That means… Probably not going to sign on the way in!

6:15 p.m. – I just spotted Ryan… Ryan is a MTF fan from way back in the day… In fact I think he’s the first person I met that read my stuff… Before Ryan I thought it was only my mom and sister! Then I realized my sister doesn’t even read the site! LOL…

6:22 p.m. – Oh God, CB is going on about movies again… His favorite Robin Williams movies are Patch Adams and Flubber… I think I just threw up… I mean Dead Poets Society, Good Will Hunting, One Hour Photo… nope… But the bouncing ball of green goo and red clown nose… YEAH!

6:31 p.m. – Please note the sarcasm…

6:34 p.m. – CB again is taunting me…. It’s like poking a bear. He claimed he is going to try and get Eva Longoria on a 4×6 photo… He’s 5 years old… really he is…

6:43 p.m. – I just ripped his 4×6 photo! It was an accident honestly, but fuck it felt good. There I said it! It felt good! CB I’ll give you the .26 cents! (That’s what it cost to print that frakkin 4×6) Sigh…

6:53 p.m. – Wow, Eva still isn’t here! Doh!

7:05 p.m. – CB’s newest statement… Super Mario Bros. was a great movie… I mean really?

7:14 p.m. – Oh, the door is finally opening… Perhaps it’s a team of movie critics set out to finally take CB and make him watch decent films. Nope, just Eva Longoria… She waves and says she has to go and says she will sign on the way out…

7:18 p.m. – And now we wait…

7:22 p.m. – Let me rephrase… Now we wait and hear about the crappiest movies in the world courtesy of CB.

7:31 p.m. – Dude, he just said he liked Street Fighter and The Happening… I need a Xanax…

7:35 p.m. – The Dancing With The Stars cast off just arrived… It’s Elisabetta Canalis… Okay… Wow, exciting… People actually have photos for her…

7:39 p.m. – Speaking of people, there are over 35 people here for Eva Longoria… I mean what the hell, is it a slow night in Hollywood?

7:53 p.m. – I told Ryan I thought Eva would be out by 8:00 it looks like I’m going to be wrong…

8:04 p.m. – And wrong I am…

8:23 p.m. – Damn, this is really taking forever… lol… I could be home… Looking at my other Desperate Housewives signed posters… Instead I’m here waiting to get another one started! Doh!

8:34 p.m. – Wow… I’m thinking I should bail… LOL… But then I know she’ll do it… Sigh…

8:35 p.m. – Oh, and there she is! Everyone yells out but Eva Longoria is walking right on over. She looks great.

I always forget how small she is! Eva sees my poster for this season and is like, “Oh, the new poster.” I tell her I’m going to miss the show and she’s like, “Thanks!”

And then she flies down the line, one per person and she isn’t stopping… Wow… She literally is like lightning… lol… She makes sure everyone gets one and then pow… Done…

Literally it took her 56 seconds to sign for everyone… I think that’s a new record! I’m grateful she did it. Eva Longoria is always very nice to her fans, and I’m thankful for that.

Until next time kids…