Fanboy Fail Fridays! Suddenly Susan Misses Hugh Jackman For The 500th Time! Doh! Prisoners Sadness!
There is no bigger fan of the Aussie’s than Suddenly Susan! She has tried and tried for that magical photo with Hugh Jackman for years. Has it happened?
Nope!
In this weeks Fanboy Fail Friday… I think you can guess what happened once again!
One day Susan will get her man!
Until then… Check out the full recap below!
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Oh Hugh, I thought we were past the point in our relationship where you stopped snubbing me for autographs.
Actually, I’ve been on a mission to get a photo with him for some time and this was my goal when he made a recent talk show appearance for the upcoming movie The Prisoners. So, off I went, camera in hand and back up photo just in case he wasn’t doing photo ops.
There’s a magic hour where you might be able to catch the guests on their way in, but due to my work schedule I was cutting it ultra-close and arrived 20 minutes past the hour! There was no one else around so I assumed I was too late but I got out to look around anyway. Just then an autograph dealer showed up. I point blank asked her if Hugh had signed at an event earlier in the day she completely ignored me. Thus are the manners of the autograph professional. What was I thinking?
No matter; a few more people arrived, more fans than dealers, and the seven of us waited and chatted. They had all been to the earlier event just an hour or so ago Hugh did some signing and took some photos. Now I was feeling tingly. They also knew in exactly what kind of car he was being driven.
When it was down to the wire we were keeping a close eye out said car and that’s when we noticed it coming out of the parking lot. Wait a minute. If that car is coming out of the lot, than that means it had to go in first! That’s a basic law of physics. The driver looked over, smiled and waved as if to say, ha ha suckers, we fooled you!
I’ll give Hugh the benefit of the doubt since and say he had NO time to stop since he was running super late. There was also local construction it was probably easier/quicker to drop him at the front entrance.
It’s ok. I’ve got two nice Hugh Jackman autographs (finally) and one is even personalized. But, I’m still on the hunt for that photo with him.…
About The Author
Suddenly Susan
Fangirl, Brando lover, and film buff who loves hot, rugged Aussie actors - currently livin’ the dream in L.A.!
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you’ll get that photo Suzie Q! Keep at it!
Oh a nasty spill Susan.
Oh Susan, I just devoured your “Fanboy Fail” and I was crushed. Knowing how your heart must be bleeding is too much. If I can get cocoa leaves and make a raft and sail it over the miles and streams and oceans I would be there to mend your soul. To tape it up back to the whole, positive energy producing vessel that is your every molecule.
Oh…
I will wipe the tears from the ether of my soul and continue the path that I’m on. BE STRONG! Do not be discouraged or take any illegal substances like Absinthe. It will only lead to a path of brothels and destruction. Call the Frenchman, he knows what to do.
I want to create a lotion of lavender, jasmine and starfruit and wrap it up in a lotus blossom to heal your wounds. Aussies have billowing chest hair and that makes them burly. I enjoy that and like to see them flex like the roughnecks that they are.
Maintain the positive notions and energy that you put out Suddenly Susan. It will guide you though the forest of discontent. Make a potion and it will make you brave.
I decided to buy a horse. I don’t have the means, but I visit the bad man and he said he would make me a woman if I did unpleasant things. Like backpacking.
I hear the prairie dogs… They are calling… They say, “Ohhhhhhhhhh and Howlllllll.”
I’m writing a full length tome on your adventures, I’m going to title it, “Suddenly Susan’s adventures with the Frenchman and the annoying Lanky one with grey chin pubes.” That will get me some income so I can venture out of the ramshackle existence I lead and into urban adventures like Suddenly Susan!
Oh the adventures… Rolling in the moonlight dew with the Huntress…
I’m crying again, I can’t stop… It’s too much…
You’ll get it!!!!