Oh PCC… This is a crazy crazy week!
Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco are dunzo! The Beiber is urinating on random things, people are old… My Lord what is going on here! Seriously! What a world!
Check out Karalee’s PCC after the jump!
Greetings, loved ones — happy Friday! In this week’s PCC, we have heartbreak, baby news and Bieber pissing his career away — literally. Try as I might to avoid writing about the Biebs every week — often tempting the universe with thoughts like “Well, the munchkin can’t possibly outdo himself after [ insert stupid thing here ].” And then like the Phoenix, he rises again. Only douchier and with more money. Sigh. And now, on to this week’s PCC…
Faster than a speeding bullet, Superman Henry Cavill and Kaley Cuoco of “Big Bang Theory” have ended their relationship. Sometimes things just don’t work out, but dang — the fight scene at the end of “Man of Steel” lasted longer than these two.
Why, God? Why?
Just call him Justin Pee-ber. Video surfaced this week of everyone’s favorite pants-sagging teenage terror, Justin Bieber, urinating in a janitor’s mop bucket as he was exiting an NYC nightclub through the kitchen. His friend filmed and narrated the incident, noting at one point that the moment should be remembered forever because using the mop bucket is way cooler than opting for a restroom.
Then, in an act as inexplicable as Selena Gomez taking him back for the 22nd time, the Biebs grabs what appears to be cleaning liquid, sprays a poster of Bill Clinton and shouts “F*** Bill Clinton!”
I mean, it’s like one class act after another with this Caunck.
Shock of Ages
George Clooney and Stacey Kiebler have split up after two years of dating — about 23 months longer than most expected.
I scream, you scream
Unlike many Hollywood actresses who claim to live on lettuce and mineral water alone, Sofia Vergara says she loves to eat and indulge.
During a recent magazine interview, she dug right into Serendipity’s $1,000 Golden Opulence Sundae. Topped with gold-covered almonds and an edible 23-carat gold leaf, the decadent dessert is known as one of the most expensive sundaes in the world.
Which begs the question: There are other desserts that cost more than $1,000 on this planet?!
Backstreet (baby) Boy
This week, Kevin Richardson of the Backstreet Boys and his wife, Kristin, welcomed their second son, Maxwell Haze. The new dad, 41, announced the birth on Facebook, and then the…wait,…hold up — Kevin Richardson is 41?!
Wow. That makes him the same age as
and Winona Ryder,
to name just a random few. Talk about one interesting dinner party. To be boy-band fair:
Chris Kirkpatrick of ‘N Sync also is 41.
Which means when he was flopping around like a puppet singing “Bye, Bye, Bye,” he was 28 years old — a full year younger than Gabrielle Carteris when she debuted as “16-year-old” Andrea Zuckerman on “Beverly Hills, 90210.”
She’s now 52 — the same age as “Happy Days” Erin Moran
and Sean Penn.
I could play this game forever. Lucky for you, I won’t.
That’s all for this week, friends…catch ya on the flip side.
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