MTF Rant! Wait… Wait… Jonah Hill Is Handing Out Cards To Fans Instead Of Taking A Photo Or Signing Something?!? Say Wha?
You know… I haven’t hated Jonah Hill nearly as much as I’ve despised the marrow of his existence before. It’s been a long time since I’ve said, “Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill is my nemesis.” In fact, we were doing okay for the most part. And then…
Then… Jonah Hill goes ahead and does this…
Apparently now, if you approach the “star” of such classic masterpieces like The Sitter, Strange Wilderness, and yes, the man who got fucked in the ass by Satan in This is the End, he will not take a photo wit you, he will not sign, he will only present you a card… One that looks like this…
It says, “I just met Jonah Hill, it was a total letdown.”
This practice was done before, by the super fan friendly Steve Martin. He used to hand out cards that said “this card certifies that you met Steve Martin.” Guess what, he stopped doing it, because people thought… Oh, that’s kind of dicky.
And yet, Oscar Nominee Jonah Hill thought, “Hey, let’s take up that practice!”
You know, it’s just a level of common decency. You just say, “I can’t right now sorry.”
It doesn’t take that long to just be a decent human being, I just can’t imagine handing out a card like that.
Ugh…
Plus, does Jonah Hill really get swarmed by screaming fans? He’s not Angelina Jolie for God sakes, and she’s still really nice.
Let me tell you Jonah Hill, you are no Angelina Jolie!
I’m shaking my head… And climbing down from my soapbox.
Do you guys think that this is okay? Handing out a card to “fans?”
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Jonah Hill is a tampon chewing tool. God…
Wait, he’s giving out a card? Like a coupon? Here’s 10% off at Wendy’s! Or take 90% off the Sitter on DVD. Better yet, here’s a copy for free
#ThisIsRealLife
I dunno, it’s stupid but he probably doesn’t mean for it to come across as insipid as it does… Maybe?
OMG! I forgot he got fucked in the ass by that Demon. I don’t think it was Satan though Mike, come on now, get your Jonah Hill getting fucked in the ass references right. Yesh…
Gabriel Machet from Suits has been doing it for years. Atleast his card comes from his alter ego harvey specter that says something like ” chances are Im either working, with my family or off the clock” (no shit really?). But i appreciate your support” and its initialled by him. As an Aussie Fan who spotted him under beard and beanie in FAO Schwartz… no one else around and to be rejected for a photo and given a card was annoying at the time. But i guesss its given me story.
Gabriel Machet is still upset that The Spirit was such a flop. I’m surprised he has the funds to even print up cards.