Maxim Magazine Cover Girl and Fast Five Star Jordana Brewster Stops to Sign Autographs For CB!

I’m happy when others are happy. I really am! And today, CB is a happy, happy man. You see, he is obsessed with Fast and Furious… I know, he’s clearly crazy with questionable taste, but really can we judge? The answer to that is of course, yes, we can judge and I often do. Still, I give CB a pass, and wish him well on his endeavors… Sigh…

I have met Jordana Brewster before and I thought she was really nice so I’m glad that CB had a good experience as well.

Check out CB geeking out after the jump!

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NANANANANAN, CB, CB, CB! Today is such an awesome day because today, I am going for the talented and current Maxim Cover Model, JORDANA BREWSTER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Jordana is the LAST, LAST person I needed to finish my Fast Furious poster and DVD cover. She is taping a talk show and I really wanted to go for her. This poster has been fun getting finished and hard because they never had an L.A. premiere for Fast Five. The forecast said it was supposed to rain, but I’m still going. I made a pact with Thor, the God of Thunder, and he promised to use Mjolnir to prevent the rain from appearing. He agreed because I never saw a drop. This Asgardian is pleased. Jordana Brewster plays Mia Torretto in all the Fast Furious movies, and since she is Vin Diesel’s sister in the Fast and Furious movies WE GET RANDOM VIN DIESEL FACTS!

(Editor’s Note: Seriously? M-)

Vin Diesel once won the Daytona 500 in a Radio Flyer. Vin Diesel won the Tour de France on a unicycle. E.T does not want to phone home, he wants to phone Vin Diesel. Spelling Vin Diesel in Scrabble is an automatic win.

(Editor’s Note: It’s scary the things that are bopping around CB’s brain… It really is! M-)

5:00: I arrive and I’m joined by two other people. I kinda figured no one would show up, but hey, I’m here and there are only three of us.

5:20: I see Jordana Brewster leave and Jordana Brewster pulls over to the side, rolls down her window and signs. YAY! Jordana Brewster is so so so so so so so so NICE! Jordana Brewster signs my poster, DVD cover and photo. I even get a photo with her. She’s SO SWEET!

I’m so happy my poster and DVD are finished; now I can frame them. It was pretty cool, because I’ve documented everyone signing it on the site. Check out the Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and Michelle Rodriguez articles to see them all signing the poster. This is by far my favorite poster and one of a handful completed posters I have. Until next time, same CB hour, same CB channel, same CB blog. KAPPOOOOOWWW!