Fanboy Fail Fridays! Suddenly Susan Just Misses Bridesmaids Star Chris O’Dowd! Doh! We’re Going To Need A Bigger Sign!

Bummer to hear you both missed out. He’s a comedian I really like too!

Susan-
The utter despair I feel for you, can not be subsided. I yearn, I plead for the world to understand the needs of the few are, also that of the many. So Susan… I would take you to the hearth and comfort you in a blaze of blankets, pillows and bohunk Aussie men. If only Joel Edgerton was there to rub your feet and make you a carmel coco.

In my my barren wilderness, I can only pray that your heart is healed from this compounded sadness. Suddenly Susan the huntress will never be let down! She will rise like the Phoenix overtaking the multitudes who stand in her way. She will throw her body down in the fire for the less fortunate and make us all better people in the process!

Oh Susan… If I could mend your armor and get you back shipshape and ready to do battle with the forces of darkness. I must write down your travels into a tome for the ages to ponder, study and research the world.

I want to send you a Frenchman.

Until next time Susan, I can only pray that your next adventure on the toiled earth yields more success than you can handle. Raise up! Rise up! Conquer those distant lands! Shake your head and let your hair blow in the upswept wind. WWSSD!

I want a shirt!

Toddles, Toshes and I want to make you a tiara! The huntress with a a tiara! Oh the irony is not lost on me!

Normally, I don’t bode for verbal interchanges but listen here Ryan B. I will not cower down like a sheep or a large mammal. I am Wanda and I am a woman who will not succumb to being bullied.

I am showing my fandom. My fandom for the huntress Suddenly Susan and I will not go quietly into the night. I am powerful, I am victorious, and you will not bring down the light that rests in mine and Susan’s heart.

I have taken and taken and now I will verbal lash if I must muster the gumption to do so.

Suddenly Susan enlightens out lives, she breathes life into our being and I will not let me being be deprived of my Suddenly Susan! It’s my time now, I must rise to meet the day and vanquish my foes like the Susan of yore!

So to you, this Ryan of B. I say… No! No and no again!

I am a fan just like each and everyone of you. My fandom rests in the hands of Susan Susan.

Ryan B. in the immortal words of me…

Suck it!

I have felt so utterly alone. Why you be so mean to someone who just likes another human being. Why? I am not a puppy, I am not a creature, I am a person who does not get treated in this manner.

I wish I had a puppy, but I am not one.

I’m going to leave and never return if this is how people feel. I can only wish Suddenly Susan good tidings and a happy life as I barrage myself into seclusion and desolation.

If only the life and foul treatment I have come to know, would not have come to pass. I only live with good things and positive energy like those that Suddenly Susan has shown us all her years. I have failed and perhaps I am a failure.

I can not win a war of words, it seems. Oh…

The unsewn earth and failed contempt with which I wish I could share have made me feel so alone.

Ryan – Wanda has nothing but kind words for me and the rest of the MTF family and you’ve made her feel unwelcome and ashamed without warrant. What’s worse is that you’ve chased her away from posting future comments on MY articles. Are you pleased with yourself? Happy that you are able to upset someone you don’t even know in a far off country?

Wanda – I do hope you return. Your comments bring me just as much joy as you feel reading my posts.

Oh Susan, like the Phoenix I rise from the ashes with the Huntress slaying her foe. This time the foe was for me. For I will rise and not succumb to the sadness and horror that I have experienced today.

I shall get on that horse and ride far… Ride fast and ride the huntsmen in the far gone tales of yore. Oh Susan… WWSSD indeed. I know what Suddenly Susan would do. Stand up for the people who can’t. Rise up for those who are slain! Fight for the men with no swords. With upswept hair our Susan fights for the small in all of us.

If I had a sword I would rise up, alas my barren feet don’t let me get much muster but I will rise like the Phoenix before me in tales long forgotten like the heroes such as Suddenly Susan has shown to the world.

If I could hug, if I could sing, if I could dance, if I could trot… I would trot. But Suddenly Susan does this for all of us… All of her people, all of her tribe, all of the long forsaken people left on the doorstep of humanity to rot.

I feel, like I’m in a fable. A fable that will never be told but spoken about often. A tome. Oh my heart is full of joy, thanks to Suddenly Susan The Huntress! Hoeing the ground and tending the sheep. Her people the sheep.

Ryan B. If you are a FOSS then you must be like Suddenly Susan and only have joy and positivity in your heart in the face of all adversity or sorrow. The positive notions brimming forth in all of our live.

Oh Susan… I’m brimming with happiness thanks to the words of Suddenly Susan!