Wooo to the hooooo… It’s Pop Culture Countdown time!
The stunning Karalee is back with this weeks recap of all things awesome in pop culture! God bless her! And God bless “celebrities” for doing all kinds of crazy crazy things. I mean Adam Levine… Do you think the man really hates America? NO!
The guy I just dealt with at the post office who asked me how to spell “Mike” he hates America. (yeah, the dude had to mail three packages to Canada and went on a tirade about hating the country who’s paying him… Sigh… )
I’m going to stop because I can sense a Post Office tirade coming on.
Check out this weeks PCC after the jump!
Hola party people! Happy last day of May! Let’s see, this week we heard stories of Amanda Bynes’ continued downward spiral (someone please help her), how Adam Levine hates our country (ease up, folks; like you’ve never said something you regretted), and that Justin Bieber did something moronic (let’s just assume from here on out, this will always happen). Hey, at least none of them are in the new movie “After Earth” — by all accounts, nothing redeemable there. See, celebs? Silver lining. You’re welcome. Now here’s a look at some of the under-the-radar stories we love to bring you at the PCC…
Alex P. Keaton would be so proud
Justine Bateman, older sis of Jason and best known as ditzy Mallory Keaton on “Family Ties,” is a college freshman at UCLA, studying to be a computer programmer.
Bateman, 47, received two A-pluses and one A-minus last quarter. No word on whether Skippy helped with her homework.
Is Luke Skywalker a butthead?
Remember the time Mark Hamill, of “Star Wars” legend, picked out used, discarded cigarette butts from a public ashtray, relit them and then smoked them?
Even Chewbacca is shaking his head in disgust.
A Harlem woman has filed a lawsuit claiming Rihanna’s red MAC lipstick, RiRi Woo, gave her herpes. The woman was given a sample of the hue while attending Rihanna’s concert at the Barclay Arena in Brooklyn. The pucker problem seemingly may have stemmed from the fact the lipstick was applied directly to the woman’s lips, as opposed to using a new swab as is the customary practice.
In other news, Nicki Minaj’s MAC lip gloss has caused several customers to break out in annoying, over-the-top, egomaniacal rants of unwarranted self-importance.
The dating game
Before finding love with NYC financier John Molner, Katie “Don’t-Call-Me-Perky” Couric had quite the interesting roster of suitors. In an interview with Howard Stern, Couric said she once went out with “Full House” actor Bob Saget
and “Survivor” host Jeff Probst — and neither called her again after their respective dates.
Her phone did ring, however, courtesy of a certain smitten King of Pop. Michael Jackson’s spiritual advisor/friend/wingman reached out to Couric on MJ’s behalf and asked if she was seeing anyone. The then “Today” show host indeed was, to which MJ’s confidant said, “Oh, that’s a shame. Michael said to me, ‘That’s the kind of girl I would like to go out with.’”
File this under: Didn’t see that one coming.
Quote of the week
“I wouldn’t mind being the male Jennifer Lawrence. I think she’s incredibly cool.” — Channing Tatum
Yeah, well, get in line Mr. Magic Mike. We all feel that way. Seriously, is there anything J. Law can’t do right now? I would freaky-Friday trade places with her in a hot second.
Oh, back to Tatum for a second — he says he and his wife keep in constant contact with each other, asking “On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you love me right now?”
If Jenna’s response ever dare go below an 8, we’re gonna have words.
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That’s all for this week, friends…catch ya on the flip side!