megan fox abs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Archive

Those wacky and horrifyingly buff Ninja Turtles slayed the newcomers at this weekend’s box office, holding the top spot with $28.4 million. Share on Facebook

I am saddened, shocked, and confused by this week’s box office numbers. Not only did Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have an impressive $65 million opening, they also knocked Guardian of the Galaxy out of the top spot! Share on Facebook