I’m not sure how to even start my into for this. Since Billy Beer mocks my pain… The pain only another fanboy can feel. LOL… It’s fine, I can only laugh at myself. I’ll tell you all the full story of my pain at another time.
For now, let’s just enjoy Billy Beer’s success as he has a full Fanboy day meeting sexy supermodel Bar Refaeli, Julianne Hough and Moulin Rouge star Ewan McGregor!
Check out his full… Ahem report after the jump!
There is NO Bar that can turn down Billy Beer!!!! Especially when he has The Force on his side!
Welcome back to Billy Beer’s Barstool. Today I am off to see the beautiful super model Bar Refaeli, followed by a visit to see Julianne Hough and Ewan McGregor. This could could go really good or really bad. I’ve never seen Bar, so I’m not sure what to expect with her. I know she’s a big deal again (not that she never wasn’t) cause of her Super Bowl ad where she kisses a nerd. So we shall see. Ewan Is usually really nice, and has a great publicist, so I’m hoping to FINALLY get my Trainspotting picture started. Julianne has been hit and miss for me. All I know is she didn’t do it at the Premiere for Safe Haven, and that was the day before. Hopefully Ewan the Jedi Master can take her away from the dark side! Let the adventure begin.
AGO, AT A STUDIO
FAR, FAR, AWAY…….
First on the list today is Bar. I love me some Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models, and Bar is one of the top ones. She was on the cover in 2010. I get there a little bit early just cause sometimes the pretty ones need a little extra time to get ready. I’m the 3rd person to get there. As time goes by a few more arrive. Here comes a car. We all get our pictures ready and call out for Bar. The window starts to roll down. This is going to be perfect. NO!!!!! It’s the nerdy guy from the commercial. Are you kidding me! Fooled again! It was if C.B. was spotting for us.
We wait a little longer, not worthy of a montage. Finally we see an SUV limo pull in. We all call out for Bar, (and it’s her this time) but she drives on by. She didn’t didn’t really even look up. Not sure about this one today. Now it’s time for a
A few more people have arrived and now the crowd is getting out. The odds are not in our favor. Tim McGraw is the first to leave. He just drives on by. Didn’t really have anything thing for him, not a big country music guy. Bar finally come driving up. She slows down, and down the window goes. MAHEM, I’m a couple of people back, but I have bigger pictures, so I can still reach her.
Just have to wait some people to move some of there shit. I feel the board being pressed on, I pull it back, and yup she signed it.
So I flip it over to have the same results.
YAY! If I just get this, I’m still going to be happy.
On my way to the other event. There’s a Premiere for the Beautiful Creatures movie, but I have a few other things I been sitting on that I want to get done. Trainspotting is one of my favorite movies, and after C.B. has been holding my picture for what seems like half a year only never to get it done, I decided to do it myself. Plus I still had 2 Julianne pictures I’ve been holding onto since the Rock of Ages Premiere. So I focus my time there. Neither signed on the way in, but supposedly Ewan motioned he would do it on the way out.
Julianne is the first to come out. She doesn’t even hesitate. She walks straight over to us. I’m in the second row, so all I can do is reach my stuff over.
It’s not too crazy so I’m able to get both my pictures done. Whoever is with her says she’s not taking pictures, but she does a good job of ignoring him.
Mickey Mouse Chris was nice enough to let me in to get a picture with her.
Julianne couldn’t have been nicer. Crazy that she stiffed everyone just the day before.
As she walks away, Ewan is walking out. It’s almost as if they were a tag team (there’s a wrestling reference for you Travo). Ewan came right over. I pull out my Trainspotting picture and he signs it and even signs it in the right place.
The force is strong with this one! A few people get a picture with him, I run to the fence to get another photo signed which he does also, and then he’s off.
Turned out to be a great day. Actually got everything I brought singed. I was thinking about going to the aftermath of the Beautiful Creatures Premiere, but it’s Happy Hour Somew………..HEY IT’S MIKE THE FANBOY!!!!!
“Did he sign” Uncomfortable pause from me. I hate it when people arrive 2 minutes late. And the fact he went to another event that I wanted to go to……. I’ll have one for you too Mike!
(Editor’s Note: have a couple brother! Grumble… M-)
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