Box Office Breakdown! Noah Hits #1! Divergent Holds For #2! Sabotage Bombs! Doh!
Are you not entertained? America certainly was by Noah, who celebrated a $44 million opening in the top spot. Though it exceeded Studio expectations, Noah has a long way to go to recoup its $125 million budget.
Divergent slipped to number two, but collected a hefty $26 million, bringing its domestic total to $95 million.
Muppets Most Wanted nabbed another $11 million in the number three spot and should recoup its $50 million budget, but I definitely wouldn’t call this one a win.
Mr. Peabody & Sherman came in at number four with $9.5 million to its $95 million domestic total. But with a bloated budget of $145 million, this animated film is a dog.
God’s Not Dead , the indie flick that came from nowhere, scored the number five spot along with another $9 million.
The Grand Budapest Hotel moved up a floor to number six with $8.8 million.
Sabotage bombed, opening at number seven with just $5.3 million. Too bad. Aside from Schwarzenegger, it’s a great cast.
Need for Speed is almost out of gas, coming in at number eight with $4.3 million for a domestic total of $37 million.
300: Rise of An Empire is still slaying tickets sales at number nine with $4.3 million.
Rounding out the top ten was Non-Stop, with $4 million towards its $85 million domestic total. Hear that tick tack noise? That’s the sounds of Non-Stop 2 being written.
Check out the full box office chart below:
1 Noah $44,000,000 $44,000,000
2 Divergent $26,500,000 $95,260,000
3 Muppets Most Wanted $11,373,000 $33,210,000
4 Mr. Peabody & Sherman $9,500,000 $94,909,000
5 God’s Not Dead $9,075,000 $22,028,000
6 The Grand Budapest Hotel $8,825,000 $24,457,000
7 Sabotage $5,330,000 $5,330,000
8 Need for Speed $4,335,000 $37,753,000
9 300: Rise of An Empire $4,300,000 $101,145,000
10 Non-Stop $4,087,000 $85,167,000
Next week is a no-brainer with Captain America easily taking the top spot. But just how much will it make? I’m guessing upwards of $85 million. In fact, I’ll call it here and say it will make over $100 million. Tune in to see if I’m right.
Until then, happy movie going.
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Suddenly Susan
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Oh Susan,
For the lands are barren and dark, without plunder or tall vegetation. I am starting to climb out of the despair that I have fallen into. If it wasn’t for the help and love of you… Of Suddenly Susan, I would have ended it all by now. You are the light in the distance, the flame in the lantern, the beans in my coffee.
So much has happened Susan, and I must tell you everything. I am a very sexual person. I love everything about the carnal nature of intercourse. The thrusting, the groans, the sweat and the licking. Oh the licking, the flicking of the moist tongue all over the sensuous nature of your thrusting partner. Now don’t you worry Susan, I’m using much lube and it’s very pleasurable. My loins quiver with the lust of a thousand women and I’m ready to use it.
In fact Susan, I often think of you during these times. Milk is lovely and you should incorporate that into your lovemaking. The young bohunk I had the opportunity to pleasure yesterday has come back again for more our lustful advances. He mentioned doing something different today, but I’m not sure about that.
In fact Susan, I feel like my world has opened up to such a great extent. I want to sing!
“Suddenly Susan, is right here beside me! She teaches me love, she teaches me heart, and she makes me scream. Suddenly Susan, she’s right behind me! To prop me up, to give me a bump and make me feel love!
Suddenly Susan, you’re right here beside me! You have the whole world, you milk has not curled, you are everything! Suddenly Susan, you’re right behind me! cupping my buttocks, spanking my lummox and washing my hair!
Because you’re Suddenly Susan, the one that I see, the times we will be, together at last!”
It’s going to be a chart topper. I sang it at my office for some friends and the were excited. They compared it to Walden and another poet that I dare not speak it’s name. As I said Susan, I am a carnal woman, full of lust and sexual desires that shall not be quenched. I fear it will get the best of me. Susan, what shall I do? Friend Siebert was taken aback when I suggested he removed his pants and show me his loins. It’s no worries to me though.
Susan, the world is a cavernous and open place. Sigh… Do you think the smell of sweat and licking in hard to reach places is a dirty thing. I don’t want to get a bad reputation.
Suddenly Susan, I just need some help here. Oh… Uncharted and uneasy places.
Really fast Susan, help the dancers, the While Witch keeps calling and a hobgoblin is nibbling at my toes. Don’t reach into the woolly hole. It will bring you troubles. The seer told me. Now is not the time to run in place, make sure the world moves.
The way the world ends is not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Toodles!
Holy shit, puppy got laid!
Wanda, you’re a woman now. Remember to be careful. Lots of hobgoblins can disguise themselves as bohunks.