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For those of you who have been living under a rock and have not heard of John Carter here’s the brief rundown. John Carter, Civil war vet has lost his family and is searching for a cave of gold. He finds a dying alien and then gets

Yes, it’s been a while. I can only be referring to the Paul Walker loving, Vin Diesel worshiping, Christian Bale enthusiast, CB. He’s Baaaaaaaaaaaack! And today he’s heading out to the red carpet premiere of John Carter! Also known as John Carter From Mars… But now, it’s