Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

I’m heading out for the Jeff Who Lives At Home premiere. I’m honestly not putting much time into it however. It’s one at a bad venue and two do I really want to spend four hours waiting for Jason Segel? I say no. I like Jason don’t get me wrong, but at this point I’ve met him several times. lol… Anyway, Scotty is here already and the person we both really want is Susan Sarandon.

Ah… Susan… LOL…

Also in the cast is Ed Helms, who has never been the nicest person in the world. So, this could be a total disaster! I guess we shall see….

6:01 p.m. – Wow, talk about late. LOL… I just found parking and arrived. I’m ohhhhhh seven rows back. Doh! Ah well… Scotty is up front so I’m sure he will have better luck than I will.

Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

6:10 p.m. – Being shoved this close to people really makes me wonder if these “collectors” shower on a regular basis. I mean… it’s… let’s just say pungent.

6:15 p.m. – It is so dark and they have shoved us at the end of the carpet way back. It could be a tad creepy. Not that the people who come to these things aren’t creepy. Hello!

6:22 p.m. – I think it’s going to start soon. I know this is a small movie, but come on, just a simple backdrop. Have a little more pizzazz people!

6:23 p.m. – How the fuck do you spell pizzazz? Hmmm Is that even a word? How bored am I?

6:34 p.m. – Oh, a car. Damn I think that’s Susan Sarandon! Already? I have my Rocky Horror and Thelma and Louise mini posters for her. Come on Susan!

6:36 p.m. – Yep, it’s really her! Susan is doing the carpet. I’m hoping we can call some people over… hmmmm…

susan sarandon arriving to the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

6:41 p.m. – Susan is doing some interviews now… Dude, Tia Carrere just showed up.

6:42 p.m. – You would think that Tia Carrere was Madonna.

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These dealers are going nuts. Seriously?

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What does someone sell a Tia Carrere autograph for, and who buys a Tia Carrere autograph.

6:43 p.m. – I keep repeating to myself Wayne’s World, party time. I can’t stop. It’s a sickness.

6:45 p.m. – Sarandon is doing interviews still… Wait.. I think she might be coming over. It’s so frakkin dark, I can’t even tell. Lord…

susan sarandon arriving to the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

6:46 p.m. – She’s coming.. And… She signed like three and then ran back to the “carpet” really? Three Susan? Come on sister! Scotty got her. He’s happy. Me, I got the shaft. Doh! Ah well…

6:48 p.m. – Jason Segel just arrived. He’s doing the carpet. Scotty doesn’t have anything for him so he takes my The Five Year Engagement mini poster to get him on it for me. Why do I have tons of crap for Jason Segel? Why? Oh, he’s awesome! That’s why! lol…

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6:51 p.m. – Jason is coming over and signing up a storm.

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I have my Vanity Fair magazine for him. He starts at the end and again, the savages push and shove like crazy. Seriously guys, Jason is hyper nice! Dial it down people… Dial it down…

jason segel signing autographs at the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

6:52 p.m. – Oh my God, for some reason I keep missing Jason. I’m like, Jason, the magazine, please… Then he signs a photo for someone.

jason segel signing autographs at the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

I just got kneed in the back, and I think I can smell someone’s body odor. The glamorous life, I tell ya! And Jason’s done. I got the proverbial shaft. Dammit!

6:54 p.m. – Scotty did get my poster done for me though. So, bonus points for Scotty! Whoo to the Hoo! 😉

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6:57 p.m. – Fern Mayo I mean Judy Greer just got here! I of course have a Jawbreaker mini poster for her. Who doesn’t have a Jawbreaker mini poster? Right? Right! Right? Oh, just me huh? LOL…

7:02 p.m. – Scotty takes my Jawbreaker poster because he doesn’t have anything for Judy Greer. When you’re in the front it’s so much easier. In the back, you get shut out a lot. Such as what I just went through with Jason Segel. Sadness…

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7:05 p.m. – Oh, and Judy is coming on over. Scotty got my poster done!

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Whoo hoo… she is signing quite a bit and Judy can be difficult at times so I’m glad she’s signing.

judy greer signing autographs at the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

7:09 p.m. – Ed Helms just showed up. He didn’t even look at people. Ouch! Sort of salty Mr. Helms…

ed helms arriving to the Jeff Who Lives At Home Movie Premiere! With Jason Segel! Judy Greer! and Disses From Ed Helms and Susan Sarandon! Autographs! Photos and More!

7:17 p.m. – And Ed Helms just gave everyone the big diss…

Well, not the best premiere in the world. It’s rare when I get nothing. LOL… Thanks to Scotty I got a couple things which is cool. I wish Sarandon had done more. I love me some Susan Sarandon and it’s sad that she only did a little bit. Come on Susan, next time right? Doh!

Until next time kids…

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  1. Dallas May 19, 2012
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