Fanboy Fail Friday! The Paranoia Premiere! Getting Dissed Twice By Harrison Ford! Liam Hemsworth! Joan Jett! Miley Cyrus! Richard Dreyfuss! & Keri Russell! Doh!

Fanboy Fail Fridays!

A big Doh to this Friday and everyone who was out and about yesterday for the iconic Mr. Harrison Ford. Sigh… Breathe… Sigh…

I didn’t know what to do to be honest. I talked with Billy Beer who was heading to the Paranoia premiere, and then I talked to Scotty and then I talked to The Other Mike. It was this last conversation that convinced me to head to a local talk show for Mr. Ford.

He was doing the show and then heading to the premiere. I knew the premiere would be nuts hands down. Hands down. I mean you’re talking about the man who played Indiana Jones and Han Solo… Damn…

So, The Other Mike convinced me to try the talk show taping first.

We got there as Joan Jett walked in and waved at us.

Apparently the Light of Day was just around the corner so she couldn’t come over.

Then Keri Russell arrived and the car pulled to the door with her leaping into the open doorway. Okay…

Still no sign of Harrison Ford and time was getting scarce. Plus, The Other Mike was parked in a no parking zone. Doh…

We’re listening to Joan Jett over and over again… I like her but this song isn’t going to get her a comeback.

And then Harrison Ford arrives, flicks his wrist up which I guess is like a “hi?” and ran in with the speed of the Falcon. Ugh…

So, we left and headed to the premiere.

Damn…

It was pretty thick with people.

Billy and Scotty were in the front. I’m not feeling hopeful. I should have stayed for Keri Russell!

Jesus was standing across the street staring at people. I’ve never thought as Jesus as menacing but this Jesus was going to hack us all to death. That’s a great idea for a horror movie…

The drops were starting. Richard Dreyfuss is here. Not a nice guy.

Some randoms.

Then the worst dealer in the world was standing next to me and that’s when I started questioning my existence. I almost wanted to call the Killer Jesus from across the street to put me out of my misery, “Take me Lord!”

Then Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth arrived and everyone yelled for Miley… Not the best idea but you tell that to a group of overheated tween girls.

So, Liam and Miley headed into the carpet. This does not bode well.

Amber Heard arrived and jumped onto the carpet. Wow…

And it’s now 7:20 p.m. The carpet ends at 7:30 soooooooooooooo No Mr. Solo?

Harrison arrived a minute later and jumped on the carpet.

Amber heard ran over and signed a few with some pictures but Liam Hemsworth headed in with Miley.

Harrison Ford turned to us on the carpet pointed to his wrist as if to say, “Time is ticking and if you don’t get your Indiana Jones Counter Standee signed now, it might never happen.” Oh wait… That’s what was happening in my mind… He actually was saying, I’m not signing shit.

And that’s when I called it. Scotty and Billy lingered on, The Other Mike and I picked up our crap and headed out so I could write this as Fanboy Fail Friday.

Doh…

Until next time kids…