Fanboy Fail Fridays! Suddenly Susan Just Misses Bridesmaids Star Chris O’Dowd! Doh! We’re Going To Need A Bigger Sign!
Fanboy Fail Fridays… It could have been Fanboy Fail Wednesdays, but hey it is friday after all. Today none other than Ms. Suddenly Susan is sharing her tale of woe… But with less “F” words than I used on Wednesday.
Sometimes, as we all know, getting those lesser names can be harder than seeing the top tier A-list stars! Well, such is the case today when Bridesmaids star Chris O’Dowd gave Suddenly Susan the slip!
Doh!
Check out her recap after the jump!
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It’s usually a good thing when you’re out hunting for one of those lesser-known actors.
I was so excited to see Chris O’Dowd was doing a talk show appearance. Who is Chris O’Dowd you say?
Exactly.
He’s the goofy, lovable Irish cop from “Bridesmaids” and star of the brilliant new HBO comedy series “Family Tree”.
So, I headed out with a nice 8 x 10 of Chris in the hopes of getting it signed. When I arrived, there was only one other person waiting – a teenaged girl that had a sign asking Chris to take a photo with her.
Unfortunately, it was no bigger than my 8 x 10 and I wasn’t sure it would get his attention. But, I had seen videos of Chris signing autographs for fans and he seemed super nice, engaging, sweet, and fun. So, I thought this was going to be a sure thing!
Unfortunately, the new security team decided that we were not allowed to approach his town car as it exited. We could see Chris in the back seat with his head turned away from us. Dagnabbit!
He didn’t see us standing over 20 feet away with one little photo and one little sign. My heart was broken as the car turned out and onto the highway. I am absolutely, 100 percent positive Chris would have stopped had it not been for the ‘I need to exert my power because I have nothing else to live for rent-a-cops’ blocking us.
Guess I’ll have to wait until he’s doing another appearance here, although he’s a rarity who lives in the UK so I doubt it will be anytime soon. Until then, my photo awaits him.
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Bummer to hear you both missed out. He’s a comedian I really like too!
Hopefully you get him another time…he’s adorable.
Susan-
The utter despair I feel for you, can not be subsided. I yearn, I plead for the world to understand the needs of the few are, also that of the many. So Susan… I would take you to the hearth and comfort you in a blaze of blankets, pillows and bohunk Aussie men. If only Joel Edgerton was there to rub your feet and make you a carmel coco.
In my my barren wilderness, I can only pray that your heart is healed from this compounded sadness. Suddenly Susan the huntress will never be let down! She will rise like the Phoenix overtaking the multitudes who stand in her way. She will throw her body down in the fire for the less fortunate and make us all better people in the process!
Oh Susan… If I could mend your armor and get you back shipshape and ready to do battle with the forces of darkness. I must write down your travels into a tome for the ages to ponder, study and research the world.
I want to send you a Frenchman.
Until next time Susan, I can only pray that your next adventure on the toiled earth yields more success than you can handle. Raise up! Rise up! Conquer those distant lands! Shake your head and let your hair blow in the upswept wind. WWSSD!
I want a shirt!
Toddles, Toshes and I want to make you a tiara! The huntress with a a tiara! Oh the irony is not lost on me!
Ummm Are you like for real Wanda? I don’t even understand you? Are you being dramatic or just absurd? Seriously, get your shit together!
Normally, I don’t bode for verbal interchanges but listen here Ryan B. I will not cower down like a sheep or a large mammal. I am Wanda and I am a woman who will not succumb to being bullied.
I am showing my fandom. My fandom for the huntress Suddenly Susan and I will not go quietly into the night. I am powerful, I am victorious, and you will not bring down the light that rests in mine and Susan’s heart.
I have taken and taken and now I will verbal lash if I must muster the gumption to do so.
Suddenly Susan enlightens out lives, she breathes life into our being and I will not let me being be deprived of my Suddenly Susan! It’s my time now, I must rise to meet the day and vanquish my foes like the Susan of yore!
So to you, this Ryan of B. I say… No! No and no again!
I am a fan just like each and everyone of you. My fandom rests in the hands of Susan Susan.
Ryan B. in the immortal words of me…
Suck it!
You’re still not making sense Wanda! I’m not Ryan of B. Ryan is my first name and last initial. Are you special? Do you speak English? You want to have a war of words with me. Bring it pound puppy!
Ruff! Ruff!
I have felt so utterly alone. Why you be so mean to someone who just likes another human being. Why? I am not a puppy, I am not a creature, I am a person who does not get treated in this manner.
I wish I had a puppy, but I am not one.
I’m going to leave and never return if this is how people feel. I can only wish Suddenly Susan good tidings and a happy life as I barrage myself into seclusion and desolation.
If only the life and foul treatment I have come to know, would not have come to pass. I only live with good things and positive energy like those that Suddenly Susan has shown us all her years. I have failed and perhaps I am a failure.
I can not win a war of words, it seems. Oh…
The unsewn earth and failed contempt with which I wish I could share have made me feel so alone.
English pound puppy! English! You’re a freak.
Ryan – Wanda has nothing but kind words for me and the rest of the MTF family and you’ve made her feel unwelcome and ashamed without warrant. What’s worse is that you’ve chased her away from posting future comments on MY articles. Are you pleased with yourself? Happy that you are able to upset someone you don’t even know in a far off country?
Wanda – I do hope you return. Your comments bring me just as much joy as you feel reading my posts.
But Susan I’m your fan too. Like, I just don’t get what she’s saying! It’s frustrating! I mean I think you’re awesome. I’m not sure I want to write that into a novel and bury it into the ground for the future people, but I like reading everything.
I just want her to make sense. I’m sorry if I was mean. But Wanda needs to speak English.
Oh Susan, like the Phoenix I rise from the ashes with the Huntress slaying her foe. This time the foe was for me. For I will rise and not succumb to the sadness and horror that I have experienced today.
I shall get on that horse and ride far… Ride fast and ride the huntsmen in the far gone tales of yore. Oh Susan… WWSSD indeed. I know what Suddenly Susan would do. Stand up for the people who can’t. Rise up for those who are slain! Fight for the men with no swords. With upswept hair our Susan fights for the small in all of us.
If I had a sword I would rise up, alas my barren feet don’t let me get much muster but I will rise like the Phoenix before me in tales long forgotten like the heroes such as Suddenly Susan has shown to the world.
If I could hug, if I could sing, if I could dance, if I could trot… I would trot. But Suddenly Susan does this for all of us… All of her people, all of her tribe, all of the long forsaken people left on the doorstep of humanity to rot.
I feel, like I’m in a fable. A fable that will never be told but spoken about often. A tome. Oh my heart is full of joy, thanks to Suddenly Susan The Huntress! Hoeing the ground and tending the sheep. Her people the sheep.
Ryan B. If you are a FOSS then you must be like Suddenly Susan and only have joy and positivity in your heart in the face of all adversity or sorrow. The positive notions brimming forth in all of our live.
Oh Susan… I’m brimming with happiness thanks to the words of Suddenly Susan!
Wanda I’m on team Suddenly Susan , but you’re still a pound puppy. We will never be friends! Ruff baby ruff… you need a life!