FANBOY FAIL! Getting The Shaft From Total Recall Star Jessica Biel Even Though It Wasn’t Her Fault! Grumble!

Oh… Some days… There are days when it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed… Let alone brave the Los Angeles traffic to try and fanboy. Still, I try and try. Today, I’m heading out for Total Recall star Jessica Biel. I’m not a giant fan of Jessica’s I freely admit that, but I’ve liked her in The Rules of Attraction and I am so jazzed for Total Recall I can’t even tell you. Two of my favs Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale together, in an action movie where Kate is all evil badass I’m there.

So, since I was fortunate enough to get Kate to sign my Total Recall poster earlier, I figured this was a good way to really get a jump on getting the full cast. Sigh… Needless to say… Fanboy Fail!

7:03 p.m. – I just arrived. I’m not too far back in line because honestly there are not that many people here. Maybe 30-ish?

7:14 p.m. – I just saw Billy Beer he came over to say hi. He’s in the front. The bad thing about today is that there are a lot of photographers here, and honestly most of them, and not all, are kind of jerks. They won’t move, won’t let anyone else get in and just bad. Again, I know some cool photographers, so I say some but I just don’t have a good feeling.

7:19 p.m. – Billy said that Jessica dropped at the door and didn’t look over or wave. Great.

7:23 p.m. – I just saw MTF reader Russell who is in town on vacation. He just met Colin Farrell which I’m a tad jealous of. LOL… I love Colin!

the crowd waiting for jessica biel to arrive or leave a talk show taping while promoting total recall

7:31 p.m. – It’s a nice night, and even though everyone is scattered about it’s pretty civil… Right now. I mean if anything happens these guys will stab you, stab their mother’s, stab their mother with a woodland creature’s bones to get an autograph. It’s sad but true. lol… I try and keep a level head, but there are times when I’ve at least reached the level where I want to stab someone… lol…

7:34 p.m. – Sad but true… lol…

7:45 p.m. – A few more people have arrived… Still there’s only like 40 people or so… We are all lined up, so I’m hoping that this will be successful… Sigh…

7:53 p.m. – Oh, here we go… Everyone who was scattered about are trying to get into line, and sadly there is a line of photographers right in the middle of our line blocking the way… Sigh…

7:54 p.m. – Holy crap on a cracker! Jessica Biel is coming over to sign for people. I’m a tad shocked. She is going down the line. From what I can tell she is signing one each…

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7:55 p.m. – She’s moving fast but security didn’t secure the barricade so people are strewn about haphazardly.

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This one guy is trying to get people in line but he’s not being very aggressive and only a few of the photographers have moved.

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Ugh… It’s ridiculous… Jessica gets about four people away and says, “okay guys bye!” I’m like no! She missed half of the line! Dammit! And then she popped into her car and headed out!

FANBOY FAIL!

And honestly, I get it, If everyone was in a line I think she would have signed for everyone but fuckin’ A no one would listen so half the people got screwed. Security acted like this was the first time they saw a celebrity sign an autograph and the photographers once again didn’t give a shit about the rest of us. Grumble…

I really wish I could blame Jessica Biel but I can’t… I really wish I could. Giving a focal point to my anger is always a good thing, but I just can’t blame her… Sigh…. Ah well…

There will always be another time!

Until next time kids…

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