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The Novel Strumpet Interviews Mark Z Danielewski About His Awesome Novella The Fifty Year Sword!

The Novel Strumpet Interviews Mark Z Danielewski About His Awesome Novella The Fifty Year Sword!
The Novel Strumpet was very fortunate and was able to meet one of her favorite authors Mr. Mark Z Danielewski. She has a wonderful interview and so I’m not going to go on and on. Plus, I’m a tad nervous with my punctuation, fearing the giant spell checker online is going to come down on... read more ->

Frankenweenie Movie Review! The Novel Strumpet Says You’ll Laugh, You’ll Cry, You’ll Fall In Love And Want To Reanimate Your Dead Pets…Is That A Good Thing?

Frankenweenie Movie Review! The Novel Strumpet Says You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Fall In Love And Want To Reanimate Your Dead Pets...Is That A Good Thing?
The Novel Strumpet heading down to Hollywood to check out an advance screening of Tim Burton’s Frankenweenie… I wasn’t sure about this one myself but can I tell you, The Strumpet loved it! And when I say loved it, I mean waterworks loved it! Tim Burton is one of my favorite’s so I’m going to... read more ->

San Diego Comic Con 2012! The Novel Strumpet Looks Back At Her Crazy Weekend! With Books! Books! And.. More Books!

San Diego Comic Con 2012! The Novel Strumpet Looks Back At Her Crazy Weekend! With Books!  Books! And.. More Books!
Suddenly Susan did an excellent recap of Comikaze recently and the… Uh.. Joy that was… And now The Novel Strumpet sent in her recap of San Diego Comic Con! It’s so interesting to compare the two, not that anything can really compare to Comic Con. Still, once the bar is set that’s where everyone should... read more ->

Elementary Review! The Novel Strumpet Says She Wants To De-Douche This Sherlock Holmes Remake! Doh!

Elementary Review! The Novel Strumpet Says She Wants To De-Douche This Sherlock Holmes Remake! Doh!
There’s nothing like a Strumpet Scorned and when said Strumpet loves her some Sherlock Holmes and there’s a new adaptation… Well… Shit starts getting real. LOL… The Strumpet took a gander at the new CBS series Elementary starring Lucy Liu and Jonny Lee Miller…. Let’s just say, she found it lacking… Take a look at... read more ->

There’s Nothing Like The Novel Strumpet Scorned! Her New Book Review Of Kiss The Dead by Laurell K. Hamilton Is An Open Letter To Anita Blake… Oh Snap!

There's Nothing Like The Novel Strumpet Scorned!  Her New Book Review Of Kiss The Dead by Laurell K. Hamilton Is An Open Letter To Anita Blake... Oh Snap!
Ohhh The Novel Strumpet is back with a brand new review for you! This time… An open letter! To whom you may ask… Anita Blake that’s who! Yep, Strumpie had to get some things off her chest and she does it, let me tell you! In her new review of of Kiss The Dead by... read more ->

Movie Review Time! Walt Disney and Pixar’s Brave! The Novel Strumpet Says Check Out The Newest Disney Animated Classic and Gets To Play Fun Hollywood Games… Wait a Minute… I Wanna Play Games!

Movie Review Time! Walt Disney and Pixar's Brave! The Novel Strumpet Says Check Out The Newest Disney Animated Classic and Gets To Play Fun Hollywood Games... Wait a Minute... I Wanna Play Games!
I know there’s been a lot of talk lately about Walt Disney and Pixar’s Brave hitting theatre’s this Friday. Well, our own The Novel Strumpet was invited to a special screening to check out the film and entered the world of… BRAVE… Was that dramatic enough, cause I was going for a lot of drama... read more ->

The Novel Strumpet Reviews The New Novel Dark Magic By James Swain! Psychics! Magicians! And Freaks! Oh My!

The Novel Strumpet Reviews The New Novel Dark Magic By James Swain! Psychics! Magicians! And Freaks! Oh My!
Psychics! Magicians! and Other Crazies Oh My! I hear those words and I’m like… Yes? Freaks?! Awesome! The Novel Strumpet has sent in this wonderful review of the new novel Dark Magic by James Swain… James Swain… That seems like something out of an old Western… “You dirty James Swain, get out oe my town!”... read more ->

The Novel Strumpet Gets All Medieval On Your Ass At The 50th Annual Renaissance Pleasure Faire – Irwindale, CA! Cosplay! Jousting! and Captain America?

The Novel Strumpet Gets All Medieval On Your Ass At The 50th Annual Renaissance Pleasure Faire – Irwindale, CA! Cosplay! Jousting! and Captain America?
Gosh, I remember going to my friend Ren Fair… It was actually a pretty fun time. I locked up my friends for being whores, and made sure to eat the giant turkey leg thing they tried to force down our throats. Ah goodness memories. The annual Renaissance Faire in Irwindale is almost a California tradition... read more ->

The Novel Strumpet Reviews Showtime’s The Borgias Season 2! With Jeremy Irons! François Arnaud! Holliday Grainger! and More!

The Novel Strumpet Reviews Showtime's The Borgias Season 2! With Jeremy Irons! François Arnaud! Holliday Grainger! and More!
When thinking who would most appreciate watching the beginning of The Borgias season two, I immediately thought… Hmmmm The Novel Strumpet would really love this. And was I right? Yep, I was! Showtime’s The Borgias has been a bit hit for the network and it brought Jeremy Iron’s to the small screen! Check out The... read more ->

The Novel Strumpet Reviews Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers! Life! Convents! And The Mark Of The God Of Death… Casual Sunday Afternoon Reading!

The Novel Strumpet Reviews Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers! Life! Convents! And The Mark Of The God Of Death... Casual Sunday Afternoon Reading!
The Novel Strumpet is back! After taking a rest from the Los Angeles Festival of Books 2012, The Strumpt is cracking open the pages of another sure to be classic! What is it this time you may ask, well none other than Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers! Ohhhhhhhhh… This review has it all… Death, Marriage,... read more ->